opihimoimoi
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Mon May-01-06 09:56 PM
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Someday, Colberts Face on Mount Rushmore ... He has saved America |
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from the BushBots pretending to be Patriotic...
Steve Colbert is the True Patriot and he will be forever famous....
Women will pass him their hotel keys, restaurants won't let him pay.
His books will be eagerly sought..riots even at Borders...
Ann the Man will melt in Jealousy/envy
He will be elected soon to high post...perhaps a Govenorship...
He will be given Honorary PhD degrees from many Universities and Colleges. Even the one in Timbukto, which at one time was only one of 2 Universites in the World(the other in Spain 1150AD) will give him one....
He will win the Nobel Peace Prize, the Pulitzer, the Freedom Medal, The Messenger Award, etc.
Enough, Come, we go light the fires for the LUAU
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Mon May-01-06 10:00 PM
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1. I will join you at that Luau... I hope millions more will come! |
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History will hopefully place his name among those that toppled 'king George'!
Colbert........ the eagle soars!
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opihimoimoi
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Mon May-01-06 10:04 PM
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3. Come, we will need help prepping the Fire Walk |
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Mon May-01-06 10:01 PM
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2. This is hyperbole, right? |
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Colbert might have been funny, daring and completely correct, but I doubt that this is going to be a sea change in any event.
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opihimoimoi
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Tue May-02-06 12:50 AM
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9. Why Not? He awakened the sleeping Press/Media..who remain |
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lethargic still but give them time..
Suppression usually leads to Rebellion...History 101.09
Come, we go laugh at the efforts to confirm Colberts words...the Press are wimps..
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Mon May-01-06 10:06 PM
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4. he peered behind the curtain and exposed the beltway joke. What |
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an outstanding, brave man he is.
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opihimoimoi
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Tue May-02-06 12:53 AM
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11. He has lunaresque balls....courageous and witty...what a combo |
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Mon May-01-06 10:23 PM
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...that I can have a dance with you at the Luau. Please.
He gave the definitive comic performance of this troubled time.
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Tue May-02-06 12:55 AM
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12. When this luau is in full swing, we will all dance to the Emmergance of |
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Reason and Sanity making a long awaited return...
Come, we go practice dancing...
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Mon May-01-06 10:31 PM
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6. You missed a few things that Colbert achieved with his talk |
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Scientists will give him for free super longevity drugs and he will live for a thousand years.
By 2150 there will be millions of Colbert's descendants, both natural and cloned, roaming the Earth.
The US Capitol will be renamed Colbert City in his honor.
He will, undoubtedly, live long enough to kill Darth Vader before he and Palpatine can initiate their takeover of the Republic.
YAdda, Yadda, Yadda
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Tue May-02-06 12:51 AM
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Are those Chuck Norris "facts?"
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Tue May-02-06 12:58 AM
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13. And the List will grow with time....Hero is inadequate to describe SC |
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Mon May-01-06 10:57 PM
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:eyes:
Not to take away from a very enjoyable bit...
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Mon May-01-06 11:01 PM
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Edited on Mon May-01-06 11:01 PM by libhill
But I'd advise him to stay away from small private aircraft - :(
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Tue May-02-06 01:00 AM
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14. An Unfortunate Aspect of our times....sad... |
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