Turn a Tuesday on its little head, . . . . . . . . . .write a CAPTION!!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Wow. What a great idea! I get a couple impersonators and tell them what I do, then they can do all the boring stuff of being president, so I can concentrate on the important things. Like I'll never have to sit for photos, or shake hands in a line, or talk with congressmen, or give news conferences, or listen to briefings, or read bills, or sign things ever, ever again. I can do the tough stuff, the decisioning. Like who do I want to play me in the movie? Or which stationary bike gives me a better workout. . . . Man. what an idea!!!"

[KyndCulture]

1. This is all I see..

"errr? what was that question?"

[skip fox]

2. W, is "thinking": Boy! Thumbs up for the Energizer Bunny. . . What

a difference new batteries make. . . . Just call me Sparky."

(Could he be talking about an anal vibrator? Don't ask me, I just . . . CAPTION!!!)

[Donovan61]

3. I'm the decider

I think I'll decide something. Lemme see, what'll I decide today? I know, how about we bomb Iran.....nah, let's save that till October, maybe save my sorry ass by reelecting Republican congress critters. Or how about I decide....nah, this is too hard. Screw it, I'll just decide to go on vacation early this year, spend the whole summer at my play ranch in Crawford. Yeah, that's the ticket. The press eats that shit up. Hey, I decided something after all. I AM THE DECIDER!

[shenmue]

4. Who hit him?

"Duh...teeth hurt...startin' to drool..."

And since when did he have hair that dark?

[skip fox]

6. (Old picture. Question: How did he get such dark hair?)

n/t

[lonestarnot]

5. Nnnnext shitter.

[skip fox]

7. W. is "thjinking": "Brushed teeth. Shaved. Showered. Put on clean

socks. Put on clean underwea . . . Agh, shit . . . Knew I forgot something."