Holy Hotties: JC's Girls Girls Girls!

[Roland99]

www.jcsgirls.com


http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060430/ts_alt_afp/afpentertainmentstripperreligionpeople

LOS ANGELES (AFP) - Heather Veitch, a tall, shapely blonde, made a career out of baring it all at strip clubs. Now when she walks in a club, it is just to deliver her naked truth about God.

"If you are a Christian, see us in ACTION," she says in a faith-based tease on her website, www.JCsgirls.com, geared toward women in the sex industry as well as men who turn to it.

Last month she was introduced on evangelist Pat Robertson's "The 700 Club" as a "holy hottie."

At 32, Veitch still has a girlish strain to her voice, but she has done a fair amount of living, surviving a failed, turbulent marriage; having a child at 18; spending five years in the trenches as a stripper; making four appearances in "soft porn" and fetish movies; and having a second daughter with her current husband, who has brain cancer.

Hmm...just might have to rethink this atheist stance. ;)

[TechBear_Seattle]

1. "Flirty fishing"

The cult formerly known as The Children of God (now called The Family) used a recruitment technique they called "flirty fishing", where nubile girls used sex to seduce horny men in to the cult.

It seems that Pat Robertson has learned a thing or two from David Berg.

[meegbear]

3. So did Chuck Manson ...

sex sells.

[hwmnbn]

6. "Praise the Lord" ...............

Christians finally have an effective recruiting tool.

That 72 virgins thing was sounding pretty good, and I was considering it for a while.

But this "nubile girls" deal sounds like a lot more fun and there's no mention of martyrdom! I like that!

Let's see, I'm surfing their site and ......THEY GOT VIDEOS!!!! That's cool.



OK, I'm signing up! I really want to see these babes spread their........






message to me soon!!O8)

[Roland99]

8. .

:spank:

[TechBear_Seattle]

11. Legs are the word. Help spread the Word. n/t

[KittyWampus]

12. no, I think it's SPREAD THEIR WINGS, isn't it?

[hwmnbn]

14. Hey, if I gotta listen to them .......

they better spread something! :evilgrin:

[Warpy]

2. Just be a Calvinist

because that way all you have to do is follow those first three commandments and can dispense with all the annoying 7 that cramp your lifestyle.

I knew the low carb craze was over when I saw low carb chocolate chip cookies at the health food store.

I knew that televangelist Calvinism had reached its peak and was beginning its decline 2 years ago when I read about the Christian porn website.

When people start kidding themselves and looking for acceptable ways to cheat, the movement is done. Stick a fork in it, get the coffin and wooden stake ready, it's run its course.

Some people will always go through the motions to prove to their neighbors how superior they are. Most will gradually drop the charade and slowly move away from the megachurches and spend their Sundays desecrating the Sabbath with the rest of us, doing the shopping and mowing the lawn.

[ClintonTyree]

4. 32, things are starting to sag a bit..........

not as in demand as she once was, the younger girls are taking over, so............ time to find a NEW scam and Jesus fits the bill! :eyes: You have to admit, the woman knows how to market herself.

[Wickerman]

5. JC's Girls isn't even correct in it's title

Geeez, get it right if you are going to "help" Jeeebus. His last name wasn't Christ. He was known as Jesus The Christ - as in Jesus the Lord. It was political terminology to remind folks that there was a ruler more supreme the the ruler of Rome. Somehow our ignorant religious leaders have decided to that it is more important for Jesus to have a last name. Crap, learn something from Madonna or Prince or even W - you don't need a last name to be known.

[Roland99]

7. They could have at least added his middle initial: H

:D

[Wickerman]

9. LOL

I always thought it was F, as in Fuc... nevermind. :D

[Roland99]

10. Well, guess he could have two (H. F.)

I've said it that way a time or two.


:evilgrin:

[TlalocW]

13. This is EXACTLY why I stopped going to strip clubs

All the girls would come out to either Mahalia Jackson or Amy Grant songs and hand out Chick Tracts and still want tips!

TlalocW