Prynce P - Iranian Diplomatic Envoy
to the United States
May 2nd, 2006
Tehran, Iran - In the heightening tensions between the (emotionally volatile with oil dependency issues) United States and (the emotionally detached and testosterone fueled) Iran, Iran has sent their most persuasive negotiator to diplomatically resolve the issue. Prynce P, Iranian rapper busting his skillz out of Dallas, yo, has an almost perfect record as a Pla-yah, and has been assigned by the Iranian government to, "Shmoove dis whole shyt ova."
Prynce P (not a real prince) is expected to meet with Condileeza Rice later this week at a mutually agreed neutral place, the Mickey-D's on Gerberngasse Straat in Bern, Switzerland. Experts have speculated that he will first charm her by buying her lunch like he did with ex-girlfriend Crystal, enchant her with his mad rhymz like he did when he cheated on his girl Vanessa, and before she's done with her last McNugget she should be primed to go back to his crib and "join da royal harem" just like what happened with Tammy, the register girl at Cinnabon in the Dallas Galleria.
This strategy by Iran is geared to appeal to Condileeza Rice's perpetually single status. Those in the State Department who chose to remain anonymous speculate that Rice's strategy will be to sequester Prynce P. to Romania, forcefully draw as much information out of him as possible, and then in late 2007 let him go to wander the middle eastern desert with no food or water.
Prynce P's debut album was supposed to come out in August, 2006. This reporter's sources in the State Department say, "It's totally bumpin'...too bad no one will ever hear it."
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