My last "hump day" of the semester . . . help me CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Geez. . . A half hour on hold . . . . Karl always does this . . . Forgot me for two days last August . . . At least he could get some better music . . . Don't they have some country western symphonies? . . . Geez."

[realisticphish]

1. "hey karl"

"grover and elmo say that they like the number 3. But i like 4! Should they be sent to Gitmo?"

[zeemike]

2. Well hes got a French name, Colbert ,isn't that enough

Reason to suspect him of terrorism and send him to Gitmo with all the rest?

[nicknameless]

3. “Aw, Ma! Why you always gotta compare me to Jeb?”

[Crankie Avalon]

4. "White House, White Man speaking...

...whoops, didn't know it was you, Condi."

[Starbucks Anarchist]

5. "I'm tapping my phone -- Can I hear me now?"

[NewWaveChick1981]

6. "It's not that Steve Colby guy again, is it?

I don't wanna talk to him. He made me cry! Let him talk to Mommy or Poppy!"

[underpants]

7. Hold on now Dick let me get this straight one half WITH black olives...

but the other half with the puppy's brains...okay it's your pizza.

[shenmue]

8. "Hello? What did you say is going to be the weather for tomorrow? Hello?"

"Frigging weather even hung up on me."


:dunce:

[skip fox]

9. W. is "thinking": "Geez. Even the telemarketers put me on hold.

I guess my polls ARE down."