the BEST thing about Bill O'Reilly threads at DU...

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I have an excuse to post this: (tee hee.... can't... stop...)

[Initech]

1. Ah, the morals and values crowd strikes again!

:rofl:

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. It's sort of like Stephanie Miller

playing O'Reilly reading his porn novel.....

[papau]

3. Reminding folks where "Falafel" & "loofa" & O'Reilly became one is good!

:-)

[wtmusic]

4. I'm amazed at how many O'Reilly watchers haven't seen this yet

and don't believe it exists, to boot.

Gotta help get the word out.

[calmblueocean]

5. Every time I read this, it's like the first time.

I never get over how awful it is.

From intravenous wine to rubbing boobs with a falafel, it's just hilarious and gross and creepy and sad all at once.

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7. ooooooooh baby...

[Crankie Avalon]

6. "You would BASICALLY be in the shower..."

I love that "basically"--for some reason it cracks me up every time. :rofl:

[gkhouston]

8. makes you wonder

where the "advanced" fantasy takes place... :puke:

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9. mmmmmm.... ahhhhhhh....

[aden_nak]

10. I'm 27. The best thing about Bill O'Reilly is that he'll die before me.

[KyuzoGator]

11. Oh yes, Bill! Exfoliate my vulva!

O'Reilly sure has a way with the ladies.

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12. OMG... did you know Bill is selling "No Spin" Sex Kits?