It's a good thing that sneeze droplets stop at three feet.

[Fridays Child]

Re: Chimpy McFuckface's "flu plan" advice that people should stay three feet apart. :eyes:

[populistdriven]

1. Now You Tell Me! I just invested $10k in 6 foot diameter sombreros

[Fridays Child]

5. Oh, well...

You can always rent out the perimeter. ;)

[tridim]

6. You should submit that idea.. He'd probably think it is genius

and not just lol funny. :)

[MuseRider]

9. Thanks for the laugh.

Thankfully the spray out of my nose only went as far as my monitor screen. :rofl:

[pagam]

2. While using

duct-tape ! ! !

These people are the most stupidest folks ever! ! ! !

[niyad]

3. did I miss something? PLEASE, PLEASE tell me you are joking!!!

[Fridays Child]

10. This is part of the administrations official advice. Seriously.

From page 177 of "National Strategy for Pandemic Influenza:"

Some social distancing measures, such as the recommendation to maintain 3 feet of spatial separation
between individuals or to otherwise limit face-to-face contact, may be adaptable to certain work environments and in appropriate settings should be sustainable indefinitely at comparatively minimal cost.

[niyad]

11. this must be the same bunch who told us duct tape and plastic would

protect us from nuclear, biological and chemical attacks.

and these people get PAID for putting out this kind of BS??

[Fridays Child]

13. Given the widening pattern of dispersal, as the droplets travel...

...away from the sneezer, under certain conditions, three feet might actually be more dangerous than one foot.

[gkhouston]

18. just wait 'til next month's advisory

I hear "duck and cover" will be coming back into fashion soon. :sarcasm:

[Jigarotta]

4. what if you're taller? nt

[Zynx]

14. There's a person I hit from over six feet away with actual snot.

I'm a tall guy and I hit their upper back with it.

[tridim]

7. Is that Limbaugh after snorting his crushed Oxys?

[jean]

8. Yardsticks? Yeah, He wants us to run out and buy em, maybe buy

two, one for each hand.

[Individualist]

12. and, no doubt, use them

to jab anyone who dares get closer than 3 feet while standing in line at a checkout, theater, etc. Road rage will be surpassed by checkout rage.

[Inland]

15. How big are the elevators in YOUR workplace? nt

[Fridays Child]

16. And who pushed the elevator buttons right before you pushed them?

[Inland]

17. Well, I think about THAT a lot right now! nt