CAPTION the "dumbass in the headlights" look...

[Crankie Avalon]

"So THIS is why they said not to eat the brown acid!"

[DS1]

1. no lips, green eyes, he's becoming more snake-like by the hour

[Swamp Rat]

14. .

[DS1]

21. nice skin effect on condi

:thumbsup:

[AndyA]

2. What a disgrace! Give the man a rattle and pacifier, stick him in some

Pampers, and put him in a sandbox.

If Bush's I.Q. dropped by 1%, I swear the man's bodily functions would cease!

[jeanarrett]

20. "If Bush's I.Q. dropped by 1%,

I swear the man's bodily functions would cease."

:rofl:

[Sanity Claws]

3. Nobody's home

His eyes are absolutely empty of any soul or intelligence. It's obvious this guy does not actually do anything as President -- otherwise he wouldn't have so much time to trot out to these events with the made up backgrounds.

[imax2268]

4. OH YEA...

TAP THAT KEG!

[Rocknrule]

5. "Danny isn't here, Mrs. Torrence"

[titoresque]

12. REDRUM! REDRUM!

good one! :hi:

[Seabiscuit]

6. It's a bird! It's a plane! Condi just winked at me!

[Bluebear]

7. Is that from Madame Tussaud's? Not very lifelike, IMHO.

The skin tone is very weird and unnatural looking, and the glass eyes are obviously phony.

[Lisa]

18. yes -- they couldn't even be bothered including the teeth

And the wig is limp and unconvincing, too.

[Fridays Child]

8. "Uh oh. I think I just crapped my boxers."

[misternormal]

9. "Are we there yet??"

[enid602]

10. Only one word for it . . .

. . . 'shiz-zayam.'

[Klukie]

11. Holy Crap......

I wish my underwear would let go of that nut hair!

[pointblank]

13. My lord

that man is disturbing to look at.

Here is my caption:

"What me worry?"

[Klukie]

15. Oh No......

I knew that piece of the constitution I had this morning tasted funny!

[WI_DEM]

16. "Umm...I forgot what I was going to say--we'll good bye."

[Master Mahon]

17. Did someone say Jim Beam is here??????

[DearAbby]

19. It is a response look caused by a statement from the audience...

Audience member..."I have a copy of "My Pet Goat" if you want to borrow it, Mr. President."

[Jigarotta]

22. Oooo! a Pony! Ma, thanks so much. Can I ride him like Jeffy? nt

[LSparkle]

23. My God, he looks absolutely maniacal

DIM BULB LIGHTS ON NO ONE HOME ... Beam him up, Scotty!

[moobu2]

24. He looks about to seriously crack from the pressure.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

25. "I'm a glassy-eyed sociopathic murderous boob!"

"Heh-heh. I said boob."

[mwooldri]

26. * looks surprised when 10 points are taken from Slytherin. (n/t)

[mwooldri]

27. "as he hears a ziiippp... sound coming from within the podium." (n/t)

[w8liftinglady]

28. from my 9 year-old son-

"Mama always said that I should be president "(a la Forrest Gump)