WingNut attacks Colbert for Mentioning Tuesday

[kpete]

WingNut attacks Colbert for Mentioning Tuesday

Lou Dobbs transcript:

Colbert: The greatest thing about this man is he's steady. You know where he stands. He believes the same thing Wednesday that he believed on Monday, no matter what happened Tuesday. Events can change, this man's beliefs never will.

Zoller: What came to mind after seeing "United 93" this weekend is 9/11 was a Tuesday, so that was -- and he probably didn't even think about a that, but for me, having lost friends in the World Trade Towers that was the first thing I thought of.

Video:
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/05/03.html#a8147

[Duer 157099]

1. Eeeeek! Now every Tuesday is sacred, too??

jeeeeeze

[madame defarge]

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[Mojambo]

21. I lost my virginity on a Tuesday.

It's a pretty special day.

[The Doctor.]

67. I had my first

cup of coffee on a Tuesday!!!

(yeah... the virginity thing too...)

[norml]

80. Me too.

I remember thinking of the song, Tuesday Afternoon, by the Moody Blues.

[LSparkle]

22. LOL -- "Every sperm is sacred ... "

That's the first thing that came to mind when I read your post!

[Faryn Balyncd]

70. that;'s the best she can come up with

[madame defarge]

2. Wow...that's really stretching it...

What a wacko. (And her picture is proof...)

[JuniperLea]

7. She looks like Pickle's little sister or something

Maybe they just take the same drugs... it must have been an off day for this woman; some days people like this should take another pill.

[Eurobabe]

3. That woman was a freak

I heard her last night on CNN. I think that statement was a rhetorical jab at Bu$h's lazy ass thinking pattern, not the fact that 9-11 was a Tuesday. These people need to get over thinking they are so intelligent as to read into Colberts' DaVinci code.

[mwb970]

64. She was awful.

Must every right-winger be absolutely devoid of wit and humor? She and the other right-wing radio host that appeared with Stephanie Miller "on the Lou" were totally clueless Bushbots. Is there a factory somewhere manufacturing these people one by one?

The best moment, though, was the right-wing guy explaining that he didn't "get" the Colbert speech: "He looked just like Keith Olbermann, he sounded just like Keith Olbermann, but he was supposed to be spoofing O'Reilly. I don't get it."

Um, no. Colbert looks nothing like Olbermann and has a completely different style. His mock pomposity, though, easily calls the Giant Head of Ted Baxter to mind.

Not that she needs it, but the two mindless Bush drones certainly made Steph look good! Lou seemed to appreciate her, as well.

[JuniperLea]

4. Of all the funny, true and Bush-bashing things he said

Those idiots pick on this one elusive snippit...

No matter how you slice it, it was true, true, true!

[magnolia]

39. I don't know if it was intentional...but it was true.

Monday, Sept 10 - Bush wants to invade Iraq
Tuesday, Sept 11 - American is attacked by terrorists
Wednesday, Sept 12 - Bush wants to invade Iraq

[treestar]

52. LOL! So true!

[Canuckistanian]

62. Exactly!

Good point.

Or, an alernative...

Monday: He considers the Saudis as good friends.

Tuesday: America is attacked by Saudi terrorists.

Wednesday: He considers the Saudis as good friends.

[wryter2000]

68. ROFL

You nailed it. :rofl:

[Downtown Hound]

5. That reeks of so much desperation it's pathetic

Sorry you lost your friends in the WTC attack lady. However, I'm afraid that your suffering doesn't make you a genius when it comes to commentary.

[wryter2000]

6. This is a disgrace!

Look at the headline under her face. It says "Tuesday: AP/CNN Some 300 New York..." Oh, the humanity!

[Ganja Ninja]

26. Tuesday is be kind to Republican's day from now on.

:eyes:

[TomInTib]

8. I thought it was a sublime backhand slap at the time.

I certainly hope that it was intentional.

[Tuesday_Morning]

13. I do too

[Theres-a]

29. OMG!

That username!!!!!Why do you hate america?:hide:

[jean]

48. Exactly. Colbert doesn't miss any detail

[Karenina]

54. 06/06/06

is a TUESDAY!!! :scared::hide::scared:

[jean]

59. GASP!!!

:+

[Jazz2006]

81. My mother was born on June 6, 1932 which equates to ....

6th month, 6th day, and the digits in 1932 add up to 15 which themselves add up to 6....

Damned good thing it was a Monday, though.

(yeah, I checked)

hee hee

:tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat: :tinfoilhat:

[gratuitous]

9. And Colbert, who lives and works in New York

Doesn't know anyone who might have been affected by the attacks.

These people will grasp at ANYTHING, no matter how picayune, to score a political point. It doesn't matter what we say or do, they have the classic stimulus/response knee-jerk reaction of an amoeba.

[LittleClarkie]

60. Yeah, but he's a liberal. Don't you know we liberals rejoiced on 9/11?

That's what the freepers say, so it must be true.

[ET Awful]

10. So let me get this right, she saw United 93 AFTER Colbert's gig

The move reminded her that 9/11 was a Tuesday and she was retroactively upset by his reference to an unrelated Tuesday in his bit?

[JuniperLea]

11. DOH! It just occurred to me!

This was the only thing they could pick on because everything else was so easy to prove!

[Chimichurri]

56. when all else fails, trot out 9/11.

How predictable.

[0007]

12. Sounds like Zoller is a first class idiot that was born on a Tuesday.

[johnnie]

14. That herpes outbreak on her lower lip is distracting

She should get that looked at.

[Beaverhausen]

37. LOL!!

what the heck is that? It's gross!

[BuyingThyme]

15. Tens of thousands of innocents died because the Chimp ignored Tuesday.

And NOTHING was gained.

[JerseygirlCT]

16. But of course, it's fine for Bush to campaign using 9-11 at

every opportunity, right?

[Chiyo-chichi]

25. No kidding.

[Ganja Ninja]

17. What's up with her mouth?

Looks like rotted lower incisors and and outbreak of herpes.

[rucky]

84. Nothing a little penicilin can't clear up.

not that I'd take any chances.

[incapsulated]

18. If that's what he meant, that joke was even better than I thought!

"The first thing that came to my mind..."

Yeah, right.

I'm a New Yorker and I don't even remember the fucking day of the week 9/11 was. It's all a blur, punctuated by moments of horror.

[Crankie Avalon]

20. 1. Turns out Bush always wanted to invade Iraq before 9/11 (Monday)...

2. He did invade Iraq after 9/11 (Wednesday)
3. Even though Iraq had nothing to do with 9/11 (Tuesday)

Is that her point?

[gatorboy]

23. So is Zoller admitting Bush knew about an attack on a Monday?

interesting! :P

[leftstreet]

47. Sounds like it

:rofl:

[Chiyo-chichi]

24. There's that phrase "singe, not burn" again.

Mike Allen used it on Tweety's show. It's everywhere! Must be a WH talking point. My first response was to wonder WTF asshats like Mike Allen of Time magazine and Mark Simone know about entertaining people, what the "rules for the room" are, or performing comedy. Then I looked up Simone (who I had never heard of) and saw on wiki that he did a radio comedy show with Steve Allen in the 1980's. He doesn't understand Colbert's chatacter? Not a little jealous are you, you washed up, has-been, never-was, wanna-be?

[wicket]

27. So fucking pathetic

:grr: :grr:

[deutsey]

28. Oh no. I've eaten Japanese food on a Sunday.

Pearl Harbor was on a Sunday.

I feel so unpatriotic.

[BOSSHOG]

30. TUESDAY CHANGED EVERYTHING!

- You are either for tuesday or you are against it.

- Saddam Hussein is connected to Tuesday

"Conservatives" are nothing more than a punchline.

[wryter2000]

66. Saddam is amassing Tuesdays of mass destruction!

I'M SERIES!!!!!!1

[BOSSHOG]

85. If we don't act now

The smoking Monday will turn into a mushroom Tuesday.

They are good for one thing, comic material.

[wryter2000]

87. Mmmmmm

Mushrooms...<drool>

[Jazz2006]

31. JHC. WingNut is right.

You couldn't make this stuff up!

:rofl:

[CottonBear]

32. Is that Martha Zoeller (sp) ? If so, she's a 2 bit, wingnut radio host

from Gainesville, GA. She doesn't have a national show. It may even be internet only. She's crazy.

Randi was unfortunate enough to share airtime with Crazy Martha on Louy Dobbs a few weeks back.

Randi and Stephanie are big time, national radio hosts. Martha is a fundy nobody.

[bunkerbuster1]

35. eww. you're right. She's on "the Dung", WDUN 550...

A crap-ass station in a part of GA that is terrified of them Mexicans a-movin' in.

more about this lady.

http://www.accessnorthga.com/marthazoller.asp

[CottonBear]

46. Argh! That site is scary and confirms that Martha is an uber-wingnut. nt

[wtmusic]

33. Looks like she has Malkinitis nt

[Beaverhausen]

34. This idiot also said "the media loved Clinton"

Like we should listen to a word she says. NOT!

[Catherine Vincent]

45. I laugh everytime conservatives spout BS like that.

Good thing the other lady had the last word and said sarcastically "good thing the media never make jokes about Bill Clinton!" And they had the nerve to talk about the liberal media. Why did Dobbs have two anti Colbert against one pro-Colbert?

[mwb970]

65. You mean instead of 3-1 as usual? (n/t)

[stanwyck]

36. "Having lost friends"...how inane

it's all about her and what she lost, isn't it? The world lost on 9-11. The entire world. All of us lost. So why do people have to self aggrandize by saying...I was in New York. or Having lost friends...
Hey, people.
You're no more important than any other American.
We all lost.

[treestar]

51. I hate it when posters on the internet claim they know someone

who died in 911 or who is fighting in Iraq and use that to prop their opinion.

There is no way to verify it, and why do they think that means their opinion is superior?

There could be difference of opinion among 911 survivors and troops.

So it is a selfish way to try to dominate an argument. Self serving. Using these victims/troops to prop their own opinions.

The lowest of the low.

[stanwyck]

53. I'm afraid I'm one of those

my son is a Marine (one of those liberal Marines...yes, they exist, who voted for Kerry) with two tours in Iraq and at least one more imminent.)
And, yes, I do use him - because the chickenhawks enrage me. And the right always believes they speak for the military. The military belongs to them.
And they don't.

[dave29]

38. Colbert suffers from a "pre-Tuesday" mentality

The President, of course, never changes his mind, which is a PreCambrian mentality.

[Patsy Stone]

71. LOL!

Oh.My.Goodness. Now they're getting realllllly desperate.

[lastliberalintexas]

40. Wow, I thought this was an Onion joke

Oh my.

[Rocknrule]

41. That lady looks like she's either hypnotized or just crapped herself

[LittleWoman]

42. Presidential Election Day

is the first TUESDAY after the first Monday in November!

[Saturday]

43. Oh man,

I heard her say that yesterday and had no idea what she was talking about. Thanks for splainin' it to me. :)

[stepnw1f]

44. Is She Even Real

Where does the right wing get these manequins from?

[CottonBear]

50. She is, unfortunatley, real. Here's a link to her hideous radio show:

http://www.accessnorthga.com/marthazoller.asp

[Cha]

49. She's the itch that

brought it up..who the fuck is she trying to kid?

How dare this mediawhore bring that up that it was a TUESDAY!!

[ComerPerro]

55. Why is the right wing such a sick death cult?

[XOKCowboy]

57. Well DUH!!

This waw pointed out in a couple of threads on Sunday and Monday. I doubt it was unintentional at all. I'm pretty sure that 9/11 being on Tuesday was THE POINT of the joke. Wingnuts are so freakin' humorless.

[Stinky The Clown]

58. Limp dicks ......

.... s'all they got left.

[Brundle_Fly]

61. I had a really good time last night...

o shit.

that too was a tuesday!

I am such an asshat.

[Protagoras]

63. I was eating toast

and drinking orange juice on 9/11...now I have flashbacks to 9/11 whenever I see anyone eat those.

Maybe we should make Tuesday the new Sabbath and Toast and OJ the new sacrament.

:banghead:

[tinfoilinfor2005]

69. She's offended by Tuesdays, but not by whoever dressed her

in the peter pan outfit? Fly away, little repug...

[gatorboy]

72. Wow. That's the kind of logic that has kept these people in power

for the last five years? It's like living in cartoon land....

[slybacon9]

73. Yeah. And?

Dumb ass.

He was making fun of Bush. Bush has the same hair color as my grandpa. He's dead. Why does Colbert want to pick on my grandfather?

[Rosemary2205]

74. Martha's goofy website

She has a link to Revolutionary War Veterans Association --- those guys are still alive???

[RagAss]

75. Tuesday is now "Fromunda Cheese for a Repug Day !!!"

[Quantess]

76. Yes...that was the point, right?

She looks like Michelle Malkin. I bet she makes a lot of people miserable every day, just having to be around her.

[chookie]

77. Speaking as an artist...

... you'd be surprised at the weird interpretations people come up with in critiquing one's creations. I have been slackjawed with amazement by what people perceive in my straightforward art....

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar....

I reject the idea that Colbert would disrespect the events of September 11. Bush devotees are grasping at straws to discredit his edgy performance.

[twenty4blackbirds]

78. kick

so I can laugh at it later

[Yollam]

79. LOL - what a desparate, transparent freakazoid.

That is so pathetic. Especially since 9-11 was largely Mr. Bush's FUCKING FAULT.

[yurbud]

82. Does that chick have two or three giant cold sores on her lower lip?

[ContraBass Black]

83. I think it was intentional

And not a joke at all.

[Renew Deal]

86. So Colbert was right. Bush wanted to invade Iraq before 9/11

And he did it anyway.