derby378
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Wed May-03-06 02:28 PM
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Neo-con song: THE "I HATE AVA LOWREY" BLUES |
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Edited on Wed May-03-06 02:30 PM by derby378
Sung to the tune of Who Do You Love? (Bo Diddley version preferred, but George Thorogood works, too)
I got an autographed photo of Rumsfeld I use the Bill of Rights as a dishrag I got a dartboard with Sheehan's face on it I can’t stand that peacenik hag Now this Ava girl starts talkin' trash About Bush and the war in Iraq Now come take a look at the hate mail I sent her And call me a big fuckin' man
Big fuckin' man Big fuckin' man Big fuckin' man Big fuckin' man
Only 15, but that don't mean shit I'm givin' her some grade-school dropout wit
Big fuckin' man Big fuckin' man Big fuckin' man Big fuckin' man
Call the cops, but they'll never catch me I stole me a Mennonite's ISP
Big fuckin' man Big fuckin' man Big fuckin' man Big fuckin' man
Voodoo doll of Conyers on my shelf If I ever met Ava, I'd piss myself So I send her hate mail so no one can see That nobody hates the troops more than me
Big fuckin' man Big fuckin' man Big fuckin' man Big fuckin' man
Sweet Ann Coulter, you'll understand Now I'm holding your picture with one hand
Big fuckin' man Big fuckin' man Big fuckin' man Big fuckin' man
Thanks for making the neo-fascists squirm, Ava! We love you! :applause:
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JuniperLea
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Wed May-03-06 02:33 PM
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You know you are making a difference if:
You are parodied on The Simpsons
You picture gets on the cover of Rolling Stone
You are parodied on South Park
Or you drive WingNuts to such distraction that they feel compelled to write you a hate song!
Way to go, Kiddo!
:yourock:
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Ava
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Wed May-03-06 02:42 PM
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2. thanks! i love the song! lol |
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i feel so special! :pals:
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derby378
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Wed May-03-06 02:47 PM
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Right back at'cha!!
Any chance you can make it to Camp Casey in August?
:hug:
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madokie
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Wed May-03-06 02:50 PM
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4. because you are special |
Fridays Child
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Wed May-03-06 03:10 PM
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6. How wonderful to be hated by all the RIGHT people. |
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Wear it like a badge of honor, friend! :D
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Wed May-03-06 02:57 PM
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5. We need an official theme song |
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now that they came up with a parody.
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