Pssst: Wanna see some freeper fundies get it right between the eyes?

[cali]

Even better it's being dished out by other freepers. This is hysterically funny. From an evolution thread over in freeperville. The first line is from the fundie.


Obviously, you have never tasted how sweet the Lord can be.


I would've described it as "tangy, with a hint of garlic."
13 posted on 05/03/2006 8:46:24 AM PDT by Junior (Identical fecal matter, alternate diurnal period)
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To: Junior

"I would've described it as "tangy, with a hint of garlic."

Nah, tastes like chicken.
14 posted on 05/03/2006 8:47:17 AM PDT by CarolinaGuitarman ("There is grandeur in this view of life....")
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To: FiddlePig

Evolution is the BIGGEST lie EVER perpetrated on the human race! By the devil himself!

Where in the Bible does it say that? Why exactly do you think that? Did Satan "bury" those bones in the ground to fool us? Did God tell you this or did someone feed you that line?
15 posted on 05/03/2006 8:47:43 AM PDT by trashcanbred (Anti-social and anti-socialist)
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To: ROTB

True, but I partake frequently of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, who sometimes comes with pretty waitresses to boot.
16 posted on 05/03/2006 8:47:47 AM PDT by VadeRetro (Faster than a speeding building; able to leap tall bullets at a single bound!)
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To: CarolinaGuitarman

You forgot the sarc tag. It almost looked liked you meant it.

Oh was that sarcasm?... sheesh... Sarcasm is best when it is actually believable...
17 posted on 05/03/2006 8:49:44 AM PDT by trashcanbred (Anti-social and anti-socialist)
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To: PatrickHenry


A very nice summation. Let the dung get flung.
18 posted on 05/03/2006 8:51:20 AM PDT by furball4paws (Awful Offal)
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PH you are the Great Satan - pass the collection plate.
19 posted on 05/03/2006 8:52:46 AM PDT by furball4paws (Awful Offal)
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To: Junior


Tastes like chicken?
20 posted on 05/03/2006 8:53:56 AM PDT by furball4paws (Awful Offal)
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[timber84]

1. i'm confused what exactly was the topic?

chicken wings or God or both?

[TechBear_Seattle]

4. I think it is about

How God caused Himself to evolve from tasting like chicken to tasting like tangy chicken wings with a hint of garlic.

Or something like that. :hi:

[insane_cratic_gal]

6. LOL!! The Evolution of the Chicken has begun!

[wryter2000]

2. That's funny

Well done, Freepers. Who woulda thought?

[MissB]

3. The shocking thing here is that some of the freepers actually

do have a sense of humor.

[YOY]

5. Freepers smacking down fundies

Whoever wins there are laughs galore!

[BuyingThyme]

7. I'm now thinkin' about gettin' some hot wings for dinner.

[rkc3]

10. Don't forget to say grace and get extra sauce on the side.

[Monk06]

8. FYI, PatrickHenry and CarolinaGuitarMan love to bait creationists. n/t

[cali]

9. Yeah, but they're

both seriously knowledgable about evolution and science in general, and dedicated to defending the ToE. I actually have some real respect for PatrickHenry. I've got his evolution page and numerous links on my favorites list. I've learned a lot from that guy.

[Monk06]

11. Yeay, I like him too. I think he's a retired professor. I can't believe he

hasn't been banned. Mind you he backs up everything he say's.