Rocknrule
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Wed May-03-06 03:24 PM
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Great joke someone just emailed me about * |
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John Kerry, Joe Lieberman, and George W. Bush all die and go to heaven. They appear before the throne of the Almighty, and He tells them, "Before I let you into heaven, you must tell me what you believe in."
John Kerry says, "I believe in fighting a more sensible war on terror"
Joe Lieberman says, "I believe that war is good but violence in videogames and movies is bad"
And George W. Bush says, "I believe you're sitting in my seat"
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Wed May-03-06 03:31 PM
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Wed May-03-06 03:32 PM
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2. That's not a joke, it's a prophesy. |
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Wed May-03-06 03:37 PM
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3. Only thing is, how would the last 2 get to heaven? |
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Wed May-03-06 03:43 PM
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4. This made me chuckle.... |
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Wed May-03-06 03:59 PM
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5. The FUNNIEST thing I've heard in WEEKS!! |
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Wed May-03-06 04:12 PM
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6. And the Almighty says, "Go to hell, you goddamned asshole" |
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Wed May-03-06 06:46 PM
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7. Or "No George, I will NOT 'scoot over'!" |
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