What new medication is DUMBYA on? [PHOTOS from today]

[jackstraw45]

ALL from today:

[BooScout]

1. His chimp DNA is taking over

:evilgrin:

[BrklynLiberal]

8. EXACTLY what I was thinking!!!!!

[Hubert Flottz]

32. Paging doctor Goodall...

"Dumbest Chimp I ever saw in my life!"

[CatWoman]

45. nah - he needs Dr. Zaius

Ape: Help, the human's about to escape.
Troy: Get your paws off me, you dirty ape.
Ape: He can talk!

Apes: He can talk
He can talk
He can talk
He can talk
He can talk
He can talk

Troy: I can siiiiiing!



Female Nurse Ape: Ooh, help me Dr. Zaius!
Apes: Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Oh... Dr. Zaius
Ape: Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.

Troy: What's wrong with me?
Zaius: I think you're crazy.
Troy: Want a second opinion.
Zaius: You're also lazy.

Apes: Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius
Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius



Oh... Dr. Zaius
Ape: Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius.

Troy: Can I play the piano anymore?
Zaius: Of course you can.
Troy: Well I couldn't before!



"You'll Never Make a Monkey Out of Me"

Troy: I hate every ape I see
From chimpan-a to chimpan-zee
No, you'll never make a monkey out of me

Oh my God, I was wrong
It was Earth all along

You've finally made a monkey
Apes: Yes, we've finally made a monkey
Troy: Yes, you've finally made a monkey out of me
Apes: Yes, we've finally made a monkey out of you

Troy: I love you, Dr. Zaius!

[Hubert Flottz]

47. I think our little Chimp is Rabid!

Our War Chimp is beyond help. BRAINDEAD!

[Ilsa]

61. Star Trek Next Gen episode: someone has activated a latent

entron, not to be confused with ENRON. He's regressing into a chimpanzee.

He really looks lit up.

[Chimichurri]

2. LOL

these are great. He is such an embarrassment!

[Burma Jones]

3. I'm starting to think he's an Animatronic figure from Disney

They can just slap him right into the Hall of Presidents, next to Harding......

[MnFats]

13. that last one is downright scarey. He's on some simian methamphetamine!

please god get him out of office. the world can't stand much more of this...

[Lisa]

16. naw -- he's not as good-looking as the Disney robot

People would notice.

http://www.laughingplace.com/News-PID504770-504771.asp

[jbnow]

4. Don't think they changed

his medication, but they had to keep raising the dosage since he heard Colbert Saturday.

[A Simple Game]

38. That's what I was thinking. n/t

[enid602]

5. Bush

He borrowed some 'hillbilly botox' from Rush.

[marmar]

6. Crank...or maybe he got some E from Jenna...

:smoke:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

26. I've done E...it's never whacked out my face that much.

Then again, I'm not a chimp.

[Canuckistanian]

40. Is he a tweaker?

He'd have to be. If he smoked up, he'd be alot less... tightly wound.

[karlrschneider]

7. Ass-pirin?

he looks like he's about to fling poo.


And I can't think of any damn appropriate emoticon right here...
sheesh

[DearAbby]

9. First impression of these series of photos...

::: fear :::

the man is starting to look deranged. Now I know there are people with mental disorders that you could not tell by just looking at them...then there are those that have severe mental problems that are clearly visible...these photos made me, frankly, frightened.

This man has an arsenal of weapons at his fingertips...need I say more?

[acmavm]

27. Starting to look deranged? His facial maneuvers started scaring me

a few years back.

[verse18]

10. * looks like he's on Speed or some type of "uppers"

[goclark]

35. Same grey suit ---again

I think he puts it on to disappear, I wish he would!

There must be some meaning for the SAME ugly colored suit.

The ugly grey blends with the Phony Op Backdrops.

He is mental.

[Systematic Chaos]

11. Fuckitol and Brainolax?

:shrug:

[Karenina]

30. Must be Fuckitol

as Brainolax requires a brain to be effective.

[sendero]

34. What we need is..

... some Fukemall :)

[baldguy]

12. This is the impersonator from the Correspondents' Dinner.

Karl and Dick finally got fed up with W's drugs & drunkenness and locked him away.

[Sanity Claws]

14. He's looking more and more like an empty shell

with nothing inside.
If Laura ever asks him, "what are you thinking, hon?" I bet he can truthfully answer, "Nothing."

[0007]

33. When one ask him his name he's stumped for an answer

[DrDebug]

15. Speed / XTC or Pickles' secret recipe n/t

[Lindacooks]

17. And did you listen to him too? He sounds totally drunk.

Can't even pronounce the easy words, slurring his words. Just like usual. Except more pronounced.

[jackstraw45]

42. Yet the press continues to protect him...

Ignoring the obvious, as usual, to protect their corporate masters.

[Master Mahon]

18. Jim Beam Loonesta!

[Catherine Vincent]

19. Bush would win an award for the only "president" that has made

the most goofy looking faces.

[jimshoes]

20. Stupezine, Lummoxin

goofadril and some alcohol based elixers.

[woodsprite]

21. He actually looks like one of the

bears in the Bear Jamboree at Disney.

[MADem]

22. He's got that same gleam in his eye as that "Heaven's Gate" whacko n.t.

[Vinca]

23. Dummothafuquazol. nt

[malaise]

24. Colbertazone n/t

[NightOwwl]

25. The second one looks like someone just stuck a stick...

up his ass.

[izzie]

28. Maybe he is trying to get into the actors studio?

He is really getting Hamey.

[Alamom]

29. He looks like a drunk deer in the headlights....

He looks like he's trying to cover extreme fear & anxiety. That, scares the hell outta me....

I wonder if the possible GJ Meeting (this week) or Fitzgerald investigation (maybe) coming to a concluson is getting to him.


He looks like a man with much to lose and scared to death of being exposed.



Maybe a personal fantasy on my part, but he does look a lot weirder than usual.







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[Crunchy Frog]

31. He looks like he's been Botoxed.

His face looks like it's partially paralyzed.

[ComerPerro]

36. The third one is especially hilarious

[Master Mahon]

37. Pepto-Dismal

[spanone]

39. Coming apart at the seams...

[A Simple Game]

41. Has that man ever had a good picture taken? n/t

[enid602]

43. priceless

I hope he has this same look when he makes his 'your President is not a crook' speach. Priceless.

[flaminbats]

44. boy...that stuff must be good

he needed to be on Prozac.

[Jack Rabbit]

46. It looks like an upper of some kind

Do you suppose Tony isn't the only Snow in the White House nowadays?

[onecent]

48. Dear God what a perfect dipshit!! n/t

[zippy890]

49. Yikes! wow is he f**king wacked out

this is one dang funny thread, all the replies

best laugh all day!
:rofl:

[TahitiNut]

50. He's holding for Rush.

He's on an Oxy high.

[RedG1]

51. he has that "I filled my diaper" load rage look

of a 6 month old

[symbolman]

52. Looks like an experiment

from H G Wells "The Island Of Dr Moreau", the man who cross bred humans with animals :)

[jackstraw45]

53. Goofy Faces Continue today with Goss

[Supersedeas]

54. WOW!! #2 and #3 are off the charts

[Batgirl]

55. I blame the set designer

That backdrop isn't nearly grandiose enough. Without the insanely elaborate stage settings his transformation into President Kadiddlehopper becomes obvious.

[graywarrior]

57. LOL

:rofl:

[WinkyDink]

56. Not sure, but it's at least 80 proof.

[Buns_of_Fire]

58. Now THAT... is one HAPPY-ASS COWBOY!!!

Wheeeee!!! In honor of Cinco de Quatro, everybody gets CINCO pills today!!!

[Jawja]

59. ROFLMAO!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Libby2]

60. I've never seen someone

that takes such goofy pictures all of the time.

[Frank Cannon]

63. Buddy Hackett photographed better than this clown (n/t)

[spuddonna]

62. My Prayer: Dear Lord,

Please let the Secret Service have taken 'The Button' out of his 'briefcase of death' and filled it with pretzels!

I promise never to use your name in vain again when I talk about the crooked Repugnicans! Uhhh... wait, that's no good... I promise to make it through the day without taking your name in vain over the crooked Repugnicans! Hmmm... I'll get back to you... but can you check out the pretzel thing? Amen!!