The Ernest T. Bass Presidency

[underpants]

President Bush shakes hands after delivering a speech about taxes and spending to the American Council of Engineering Companies meeting on Wednesday, May 3, 2006 in Washington. (AP Photo/Evan Vucci)

[Chiyo-chichi]

1. "Sarah, get me Sherrif Taylor."

"Sherrif Taylor? Ernest T. Bass is throwin' rocks at Iran again."

Actually, he's throwin' rocks at the Constitution. That's what we need - for Andy & Barney to take care of him.

[Heidi]

2. Uncanny!

[Crankie Avalon]

3. "Hyuck, hyuck...35 a bag sounds like a dayum good deal!!!"

[CrazyOrangeCat]

4. Yup. Ernest T. was his role model.

:dunce:

[zippy890]

5. HA! thats him - Ernest T.

"Hey Vern"

Wow he looks bizarre

[Rosemary2205]

13. "Hey Vern"

That's Earnest P. Worrell (Jim Varney)

Not criticizing - just sayin' :)

[Captain Hilts]

6. BRILLIANT! Bass was drunk, what's W's excuse? nt

[elehhhhna]

7. "May I have this danst?" LOL

[Freedom_from_Chains]

20. Bookmark. EOM

[LosinIt]

8. It's me, It's me, It's Ernest T.!

Just another drunk.

[Hubert Flottz]

9. You ain't heard the last of earnest T (urd) bush...

That Bushturd just keep lying and lying and lying...

He's broken every window in Iraq and 75% of the hearts and minds in America! The rocks are in his Haid!

[Trouser Trout]

10. Bush is no Ernest T. Bass

That's an insult to Howard Morris, the late, great character actor.

[Hubert Flottz]

11. Bush is more like a deranged Barney Fife...

except he has atom bombs instead of one bullet in his shirt pocket. And nobody's laughing!

[underpants]

12. LOL great screen name

Welcome to DU

:hi:

Danville eh? Richmond here. Check out the Va. forum from time to time.

[Mutley]

16. Welcome to DU Trouser Trout.

:hi:

Great name.

[bigwillq]

17. Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[originalpckelly]

14. Watch out over there, you're goin' straight to hell for that one!

Or at least that's what all the conservatives want us to think. I personally think the BS about the President being chosen by God is nonsense.

[paparush]

15. All I want is me a Uniform

Ernest T WANTED to join the military (ok..it was to impress a girl, but he was passionate about it..)

[Trouser Trout]

18. Thanks everyone!

I have enjoyed lurking;now time to participate.

[dr.strangelove]

19. Welcome Mr Trout

Are you the one-eyed variety?