How about a Caption for Ken Lay - pics

[Kadie]

Former Enron chairman Ken Lay look up at overcast skies as he arrives at Federal court during the fourteenth week of the fraud and conspiracy trial of Lay and former CEO Jeff Skilling in Houston, Texas May 4, 2006. REUTERS/Richard Carson

[elehhhhna]

1. I know Nothink!

[babylonsister]

2. Baby Bird comes to mind for some reason, looking

for his mama. Maybe it's the neck...

[Wickerman]

3. ...looking at the sky for what may be the last time for a very long time

[paparush]

4. This is the closest I've ever been to a black man...

or
They can't see me...they cannot see me... I am invisible...

[Cooley Hurd]

5. "Hmmm... is that ACQUITTAL I smell?"

"Nope... the bailiff just farted. My bad...":rofl:

[Frustratedlady]

6. He looks like an ostrich, trying to figure out

where he can bury his head.

Unfortunately, he looks like he thinks he will be exonerated. Sure hope not.

[jedicord]

9. He will be found guilty, I'm sure of it.

I was on a jury panel here in Houston for a Dynegy "cook-the-books" trial. Being outspoken, of course I didn't get on the actual jury.

The guy was found guilty of fraud and several other things, the defending lawyer's response was something like: "I'm surprised at the animosity of the jury toward accounting fraud."

Betcha 2 to 1 the people on the jury are pissed, and he doesn't have a chance.:bounce:

[Hubert Flottz]

7. He's SO Sorry...

that he got caught stealing people's life savings...

[sinkingfeeling]

8. "Nobody's gonna rain on my parade."

[Jack Rabbit]

10. The sun shall not be seen today.

The sky doth frown and lure upon our army.
-- Richard III

[mark11727]

11. Sniiiifffff....

"...You use Evian skin cream, and sometimes you wear L'Air du Temps, but not today."

[Geoff R. Casavant]

14. Bonus points!

A most welcome sub-reference! Brought a smile to my face.

[zbdent]

12. "Naw, don't bring the toilet paper . . . he's too far away by now . . ."

[originalpckelly]

13. "I wonder if this guy feels me stealing his wallet?" (n/t)