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[sabra]

"A priest, a rabbi, and * walk into..."

[WI_DEM]

1. "I don't think I can hold it any longer and I don't see Condi to ask

permission to go to the little presidents room."

[JuniperLea]

2. No fair!

Yours cannot be topped! Brilliant!

[sabra]

3. aw shucks :-)

[JuniperLea]

8. And if you can finish the joke, well...

ALL PRAISE TO SABRA!

O8)

[Cyrano]

4. "And Dear God, please smite this arab standing next to me."

[skip fox]

5. W. is "thinking": " . . . and if you'll get us out of Iraq, and change my

poll numbers, and save the earth from global warming, and stop illegal aliens, and make me a real president again, I promise to stop think about midget when I'm . . . you know . . . playing petting games with myself."

[TechBear_Seattle]

6. "That's not a heathen standing next to me. That's not a heathen...." n/t

[la la]

7. why, oh why

does backwash always look as though he needs to take a poop?

Is it especially difficult for him to pray, too?

arrrgggghhhh

[yellowcanine]

9. "If you can clear up this Iraq thing I promise not to spank my monkey

anymore."

[Sydnie]

10. Uh-oh ...He opened his eyes .... I think he DID smell it ....

:rofl:

[Aviation Pro]

11. ...the vestibule of St. Peters Gate.

St. Peter looks at Bush and says, "wrong floor, sir. Buh-bye." The priest and rabbi can only watch as a look of pure horror crosses Asshole's face.

[genieroze]

12. Bush's new palace in Iraq and say Holy Shit!

http://images.thetimes.co.uk/TGD/picture/0,,295185,00.jpg
"Building work at the 104-acre complex, known locally as 'George W's palace', is supposed to be secret, but it is impossible to disguise the cranes dominating the Baghdad skyline"


http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,7374-2162249,00.html

[Rocknrule]

13. "Why is that man's head higher than mine?"

"In Murka, no one's head should be higher than King's!"

[Avalux]

14. Fake praying!!! My brother did that when he was 5.

He'd put his head down and press his eyes together - try to make it look like he was praying really hard; at the same time he would be kicking me. :rofl:

[partylessinOhio]

15. He is constantly morphing and it ain't pretty.

How low can he go by 2006?