What would * have to do to get impeached?

[Rocknrule]

I can only think of one answer:

Become a Democrat

[sinkingfeeling]

1. Perform a third-trisemster abortion on live TV and eat the baby.

[Rocknrule]

3. If he did that, they'd be upset about the abortion part, not

the baby-eating part

[BOSSHOG]

11. Yeah, cause after your born, "they" don't care.

[cdb]

17. Nah, they'd be upset about the media reporting it, not the act itself.

As if the media would report it, that is.

[driver8]

5. That wouldn't work -- it's Clinton's fault that he had to do it.

I think Bush could actually have sex with a male prostitute on the White House lawn and get away with it.

[redwitch]

7. I was going to say

Strangle Barney (the dog NOT the purple dinosaur) on the 6 o'clock news.

[CrazyOrangeCat]

2. Buy a dildo in South Carolina.

:D

[Connie_Corleone]

4. Morph into Bill Clinton. nt

[BOSSHOG]

6. Renounce Christ. Kiss a gay on the lips. Pardon Clinton

[Rocknrule]

12. And the librul media's excuses for those offenses would be:

- Christ was a false prophet, * is the REAL Son of God
- *'s personal life is none of our beeswax
- he's reflecting the Lord's forgiving ways by pardoning the worst of all sinners, Bill Clinton

[BOSSHOG]

14. You got a future with the RNC.

[SteppingRazor]

8. Easy. Just one time, he'd have to tel the truth about everything n/t

[rpgamerd00d]

9. Admit he was wrong. (about anything)

[napi21]

10. I dunno, does that tape system still exist in the WH from Nixon days?

Wouldn't ya just love to hear "I'm tellin ya, listen to the damn Dem phone calls! That's the only way we're gonna win!" Or "I don't care if it's illegal, Nixon's my hero, and if he could do it, so can I!"

[Media_Lies_Daily]

13. He doesn't have to do any more than what he's done so far....

...the problem is convincing enough GOP Members of Congress to also pursue impeachment. I think that time is not too far off.

[unblock]

15. get caught with a dead girl or a live boy

as the saying goes....

[tomg]

30. If he got caught with a dead girl, the Repugs

would legalize necrophila; if he was caught with a live boy, they would legalize pedophilia.

[moodforaday]

16. Raise taxes? n/t

[Coastie for Truth]

18. BJ in the Oval Office

[rkc3]

21. How about gives himself a BJ?

[puerco-bellies]

19. Declare himself a Democrat

He would be gone in a week.

[Rocknrule]

29. In two seconds, he'd be outta there like shit through a goose

[patricia92243]

20. Have the majority of Republican Congress afraid they will lose their seats

if they DON'T impeach. He would would be outta there so fast his little pin head would spin.

[madinmaryland]

22. He is unimpeachable.

Move along now. Nothing to discuss here.

:sarcasm:

[Cleita]

23. You are right. He has already done everything and more

that would get a Democrat impeached.

[demosincebirth]

24. Get a blow job??

[nealmhughes]

25. The safest way for Bush to be impeached:

Lift trade/travel embargo on Cuba, fly to Havana and party
with Fidel, Hugo and Evo.  That ought to do it, especially
when he announces the Bolivarian Revolution in North America
that begins with free medical care for all in the hemisphere
and internationalization of all energy sources.  Would that be
enough?

[stepnw1f]

26. If He Took a Dump

in Scaife's mealy mouth.

[Strawman]

27. Campaign for all vulnerable House Republicans

That could get him impeached by helping the Dems regain a majority in the House. All it takes is a majority in the House to impeach. But I don't think there is any way he'll ever get removed by 2/3 of the Senate.

[CPMaz]

28. He wouldn't even have to do something that drastic,

plus we wouldn't take him, anyway. ( :puke: at the mere thought of it )

Nope, all he would have to do is start trying to do his job, the way it was outlined in the Constitution. That would tick off his political base AND his financial backers.

He'd be gone in a week, tops.

[spanone]

31. Get caught giving himself a BJ?