Let's have some fun - imagine a Bush/God conversation

[Rocknrule]

Here's one from whitehouse.org:

"Wait a minute! I'm sorry... I'm getting a transmission from Upstairs, here – it's Jesus. He says "Hi." Pardon me – this is unexpected – he wishes to speak through me directly. Don't be afraid as my eyes roll back in my head... I'M HERE JESUS, TAKE ME!


"It is I, the Son of Man. Behold me, faithful! Fear me, Jews, atheists, and Barbara Boxer! Do you doubt me? Watch as I perform the miracle of turning one Twix bar... INTO TWO! As George W. Bush's #1 Constituent, I am using him as a conduit through which to talk at you. Obey me. Obey the President, as we are one and the same. Like the trinity, only more like a twoity. It's through this king of kings that I bid you to do unto others before they do unto you, and to love thine enemy with full-metal-jacketed understanding. Unfortunately, I must leave your realm now, for I have floods, famine, and plagues to oversee. But never forget that I am watching you always, and if you deviate even one iota from the Grand Old Party's grand old plan, remember that Satan keeps Goliath around in hell – specifically to split your sinning asses in twain with his white hot, Goliath-sized prick! And in my name I say - A-men".


Whoa! That's always a trip. I'm back. Later J.C.! Thanks for the stigmata!"

[Rocknrule]

1. "No George, I will NOT 'scoot over!'"