Why don't they just oil up and fuck each other?

[Atman]

What is the point of the Republicans even asking any questions? They're just wasting everybody's time. They don't ask anything, they just blow in his ear and wink at him. I'm so sick of this shit. Yeah, Lindsey, I'm talking to you!

[Ksec]

1. That would be sodomy

Scalito doesnt believe in sodomy unless its with his gym buddies.

[warrens]

2. That might be on Lindsay's mind

I dunno if Alito is his type, but he sure seems to be.

[Atman]

3. Brokeback Hearings

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Oh, wait...yes there is!

[leftchick]

6. he looks totally enamored of sammy

they do make a cute couple.

[leftchick]

4. I was thinking whip cream

or perhaps a jello party.

[displacedtexan]

5. Thanks, guys!

I was thinking the same damned thing!

[meganmonkey]

7. If Alito's really that much like Scalia

then it's a possibility:

"Challenged about his views on sexual morality, Justice Scalia surprised his audience at Harvard University, telling them: "I even take the position that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged." "

http://blog.radioleft.com/blog/Community/FreeforAll/_archives/2004/10/1/152119.html

[leftstreet]

8. I feel like I'm violating their privacy just by watching n/t

[AlCzervik]

9. omg, cleaning the coffee off my keyboard now, you're right BTW

thanks, i needed a laugh.

[EvolveOrConvolve]

10. I like to call it a

Conservo-circle-jerk. If I see Elizabeth Dole putting lotion on her hands, I'm so turning off the fucking teevee.

[Blue Poppy]

11. ROFL!!

That's exactly what I was thinking!
Lindsey :loveya: Sammy

[TallahasseeGrannie]

12. Eww

almost blew my lunch.

[Avalux]

13. Locking.

Please don't do that to us again! Seriously, the post is way too graphic. Sorry.