Rocknrule
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Fri May-05-06 11:44 AM
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Heres one of mine from a little while ago:
John Kerry, Joe Lieberman, and George W. Bush all die and go to heaven. As they stand before the throne of the Almighty, He tells them "Before I let you into heaven, I need you to tell me what you believe in." Kerry says, "I believe in fighting a smarter war on terror"
Lieberman says, "I believe war is good but violent videogames and movies are bad"
And Bush says, "I believe you're sitting in my seat"
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Fri May-05-06 11:53 AM
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Fri May-05-06 12:30 PM
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2. A neo-con is in a traffic accident while in Europe... |
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... and wakes to find himself lying on a bed wearing a hospital gown. He calls for a nurse, who comes in smiling.
"Good afternoon," she says in English. "Glad to see you are awake."
"How did you know I spoke English?" he asks.
"Once we saw your tattoos, we not only knew that you were an American, we knew that you were a member of the Republican Party."
The neo-con looked uncomfortable. "Oh? How could you tell that?"
"Well, on your right bum cheek, you have a tattoo of the American flag and the words, 'Love it or else.' And on your left bum cheek, you have a tattoo of a gun with the words, 'Only from my cold, dead hand.' And right in between you have a tattoo of your President."
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