OXYCONTIN HOLDS SECRET TO GAY PILL

[TomInTib]

This is a re-post from last night. I just did it for the Rush.

OXYCONTIN HOLDS SECRET TO GAY PILL
Story by Andrew Weisman

The media is filled with stories on the newest scourge to
hit America's streets, the latest "hip" drug, Oxycontin. We
gloss over the reports on this latest fad to hit the drug
culture, this "Poor man's smack," the "Hillbilly Heroin,"
failing to so much as register the fact that the pills are
selling for as much as $300 a piece, many times higher
than the price of heroin. What's a little inconsistency in
news reporting anyway? We don't even notice anymore.
We've got a coffee to finish, a bus to catch. Wondering
how a new, rarely prescribed and extremely expensive
drug could come to such high demand would only slow
us down. And what a demand it is.

CNN reports that no less than 37 pharmacies in
Massachusetts alone have been robbed of their Oxycontin
supply, all in a brief six-month period. To this we must
add the countless number of doses obtained with
prescriptions, either forged by addicts or written out by
liberal doctors. Huge quantities of this drug hitting the
streets, all this demand, and the medias only response is
to claim that it's an "inexpensive" alternative to drugs
costing much, much less. Why the lies? Why the cover
up? It's because the truth would hurt you so much more
than the lie.

THE TRUTH

Oxycontin is a main ingredient to the "gay pill," the
chemical compound proven to turn normal, red-blooded men
and boys into devout homosexuals. Worse yet, Oxycontin
alone is enough to win the average male over to the
homosexual lifestyle.

HOW IT WORKS

Oxycontin is a powerful, synthetic opium derivative, and
a quick, efficient painkiller. How it works is by latching
itself on to your body's nerve receptors, blocking them so
that your nerves are unable to report pain. Unfortunately,
your body reports physical pleasure using this exact same
process. If anything, physical pleasure, like from sex, is
blocked much more quickly and easily than the pain caused
by a cancer. The same amount of Oxycontin used to treat the
pain from cancer would be enough to block physical sexual
pleasure in any five men. It is in this manner that the victim
of Oxycontin is stripped of a normal sex life, with the
operative word being "normal."

THE LINK TO HOMOSEXUALITY

It has long been established that homosexual sex is a great
deal more intense than normal sex. Starting with Kinsey in
1947, researchers have been documenting the heightened
physical pleasure and increased psychological response
found in men who engage in homosexual acts. What's more,
this "heightened" sexuality appears to be true regardless of
whether or not the male experiences physical contact with
another male, or simply engages in homosexual fantasies
while masturbating. Homosexual sex is simply that intense.
As the respected researcher Dr. Paul Cameron of The Family
Research Institute stated in an interview published in the
March 1999 issue of "The Rolling Stone" magazine:

More of this crazy crap at:

http://groups.google.com/group/alt.society.liberalism/browse_thread/thread/c1e20b6ef7389e8/b0ff5aea38724fda?lnk=st&q=limbaugh+homosexual&rnum=6#b0ff5aea38724fda

[terrya]

1. All I had to read was "Dr. Paul Cameron"

To know this whole thing is a load of shit.

[xchrom]

2. yeeeeah -- i'll take your word for it.

that there is more of that crazy crap -- i read enough of what you posted there.

[TomInTib]

3. Can you believe there are people who think like that?

effing crazy

[BR_Parkway]

4. Wasn't Rush busted for gay pandering under the name Christie?

How ironic.

[IndyOp]

5. The only connection between Oxycontin & homosexual sex I can imagine..

Is that self-hating homosexuals who take Oxycontin can allow themselves to feel what they are feeling and maybe even have sex. Beyond that :shrug:

[eppur_se_muova]

6. "Devout" homosexuals ?? Does that mean orthodox rites ?? nt

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