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myrna minx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 01:14 PM
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Thank you President Bush.
Thank you and your cabinet and the republican party for teaching my children about hookers...

Won't SOMEONE think about the children!!!11!
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Beelzebud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 01:14 PM
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1. LOL
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oldtime dfl_er Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 01:15 PM
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2. LOL!!!!
This is getting almost too sleazy to think about.


http://www.cafepress.com/scarebaby/1412071
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Imagevision Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 01:15 PM
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3. Yo dudya...how bout replacing Goss with Brit Humes?
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BattyDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 01:16 PM
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4. Mommy ...
what's a hooker ... and can I have one for my birthday?

:evilgrin:

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uppityperson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 01:16 PM
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5. "mommy, what is wrong with hooking rugs?" well dear....
HOW do I explain this to them? Now ALL the kids will be wanting hookers!!!!111
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Imagevision Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 01:16 PM
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6. Bush will claim Goss's work was unsatisfied and part of WH. shake-up
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rkc3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 01:19 PM
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7. Paying a hooker for a blow job is still preferable to a consensual
tryst between adults.

At least that is what I expect to learn from FOX this weekend.
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myrna minx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 01:25 PM
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8. Exactly: Consensual sex: BAAAD.
Edited on Fri May-05-06 01:26 PM by myrna minx
Blow, hookers and poker at the Watergate: Absolutely moral! O8)

I can't wait for bu$h to claim that he really doesn't know Porter Goss. :rofl:
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rkc3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 01:27 PM
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9. Will they show the tape of Bush introducing Goss last year?
The one where Goss shits himself to learn that he's the man to find bin Laden?
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myrna minx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 01:29 PM
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10. That footage was priceless.
The look on Goss' face...:rofl:
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 01:31 PM
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11. I'm trying to think what I can tell my dog about Poke-her-gate...
He has a keen sense of hearing and he was watching TV while I was taking my nap. Has a keen sense of smell too, so I can't lie to him.

I hope he'll understand some day about the difference between REAL family values and republican values.
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myrna minx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 01:41 PM
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12. Just think of all of the children who are going to reenact hooker-gate.
because they saw it on TV. I wish someone would be able to restore honor and dignity to the White House. I also wish someone would think of our dear pets, who will be very troubled and concerned about this, too. :rofl:
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 01:45 PM
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13. And the preachers will be in shock over HO-Gate...
Pat and Jerry will be highly PISSED! Unless they hear some real confessing and repenting and some serious gnashing of dentures! Some of the Pubs were so old the can be put on trial for, Assault with a dead weapon!
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myrna minx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 01:47 PM
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14. "Assault with a dead weapon!"
:spray: I wanna see some Jimmy Swaggert tears, damn it! :rofl:
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri May-05-06 01:54 PM
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15. Some serious Swaggert chin quivering is in order, for sure!
They should have been thinking about ORAL Roberts, instead of ORAL whatever!
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