This Bush pic from today screams for a caption

[edhopper]

Have at it.

[warrior1]

1. Dance Senor Chimpy, Dance

[iamahaingttta]

3. It just doesn't get any better than that!

Really...

[warrior1]

6. la kokoracha

[shain from kane]

2. Bill Murray, lounge singer. "Star wars..." "Feelings..." n/t

[Jade Fox]

19. "We'll be here all week, folks....."

[Hubert Flottz]

4. "We did the Watergate Boogie, Oh we did the Watergate Boogie"

[NanceGreggs]

5. "I like to be in America ...

... free to be anything you choose! Free to wait tables and shine shoes!"

[johnnypneumatic]

7. you folks gotta be singin' in english

if you wannabe Merkins

[Kutjara]

8. I'm just really impressed by the way...

...her lips don't move when he speaks.

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. "Not now, Rosita - Senor Wences has a Tommygun pointed at your ass"

[helderheid]

10. OK - I just about spit my margarita all over my keyboard!

:spray: :rofl:

[guinivere]

11. For only $45.99 you can have a Senor Chimp puppet. New Micro Chimp

technology allows your Chimpy to sneer, smirk and blather! In Spanish and English! All at the touch of a button! Get yours today!











Batteries not included. Void where prohibited by law. Don't leave it in your bedroom at night. Trust us, just don't.

[pacalo]

12. "I'll marry you tomorrow but let's honeymoon tonight."

Guy on the left says, "Oh, broooother."

[Kikosexy2]

13. yo soy...

El Grande Culero Pendejo de Cinco de Mayo...Woman: Ay papi tell me more...Bush: Yo quiero Taco Bell...yo soy perro (to woman) is that correct? Woman: No, tu eres chango (monkey) baboso, stupido, cabron, mas pendejo del mundo...ay papi!

[mcscajun]

14. "Livin' La Vida Bozo!"

Hey, what ELSE could it be???

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:crazy: :crazy: :crazy:
:silly: :silly: :silly:

[zulchzulu]

15. I haven't been touched by a girlie since Jeff got dressed up at the ranch

n/t

[Catherine Vincent]

16. Not from today, I saw it posted yesterday. But check this one out:

"Jeff, Jeff, where are you!? I miss you so much!"

:evilgrin:

[roguevalley]

17. As South America interfaced with Old America, a smile crossed the

face of the ghost of Pancho Villa. "Muy caliente."

I love Cinco de Mayo.

[warrior1]

18. Yesterday

3 Brazilian soldiers were killed.”

“Oh no!” exclaims the president, “that’s terrible!”

His staff is stunned at this unprecedented display of emotion, watching as Bush sits, head in hands.

Finally, he looks up and asks, “How many is a brazillion?”

[Rocknrule]

20. "Uh lady, that's not a pole, although he is as dumb as one"

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

21. "when she bangs, she bangs"

[hootinholler]

22. Regrets, I have a few...

apologies to Frank.

-Hoot

[Greybnk48]

23. ooooh! I hope she's gonna touch my pee pee!!

What a dork this man is.

[demosincebirth]

24. Ah, ya, ya, ya,

[shain from kane]

25. "A candy-colored clown they call the sandman..." n/t

[Ouabache]

26. Looks like Senor Chimpy just cut a fart with a lump in it.

to me,

[OnceUponTimeOnTheNet]

27. How much longer do I have to let this brown lady clutch at me? KARL!!!!!

Karl! You ass, Laura's gonna kick my ass again! How much longer till I get my talon boy back? I miss him.