*Satire* I am planning an anti-illegal alien demonstration...

[originalpckelly]

E.T. Go Home, E.T. Go Home, E.T. Go Home!!!!

I hate illegal aliens, I mean they come here and probe us anally. Assholes, and I mean that literally they look like a bunch of assholes! Talk about anal retentive! They make us learn their language! By the way my boss made me learn it, "germahomiga" ma' brotha'. I mean I get that it is basically Ebonics with odd words like "gergahomiga" every once and a while, but come on. Crime rates are rising too. People are being abducted starting when they're little kids and the aliens follow them all they way through their lives. Horrible!!!! Add to that they park anywhere they want, last night they parked on my lawn mower, now Jose my gardener can't do his job. They also want Earth back, say it was theirs first and we used weapons of mass diarrhea on them to win a battle. They say it was fought in Mexico. Yeah right, just sounds like more alien nonsense. I tell ya' I better not see one of those assholes because I am implant my foot so far up it, they'll have to surgically remove it!

So I am thinking of holding demonstrations across the country. I want to see people out there in the street shouting, "E.T. Go Home, E.T. Go Home, E.T. Go Home."

[originalpckelly]

1. Wouldn't this be funny to do...

We go to one of the real Minutemen rally, and pretend we're with them, but start attacking extraterrestrials. That would be Stephen Colbert comedy. I can see it now:

People wearing alien heads and being in chains. Big signs with circle slash through a silhouette of an alien. People shouting "E.T. Go Home." This would be hilarious.

[originalpckelly]

2. Kick (n/t)

[AuntPatsy]

3. LOL thats a good idea.

[originalpckelly]

4. It would be making fun of them, and yet we would still be "anti-alien"

I think that would be f***in funny.

[Up2Late]

5. Here ya go!

<http://www.stickergiant.com/page/sg/PROD/funbiz/fnoaliens>

Only problem is, some people (the UFO believers) wouldn't even get this! Like the person who made this website: <http://www.btinternet.com/~meirionhughes/Pub/trustno.htm>

Hey, I just thought of something, someone should shrink this down and make an avatar out of it! :think:

[originalpckelly]

6. Perfect!!!

Now we just have to find out when the freepers are going to protest somewhere, and where we can get alien costumes.