Becoming Calm

[Demeter]

http://www.opednews.com/articles/life_a_unknown_060503_becoming_calm.htm

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this
morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Pinot Grigio, bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some pretzels and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace

[uppityperson]

1. glad you have inner peas

good idea, off to see what I can finish.

[frazzledmom]

2. You are passing on advice from Dr Phil?

Hope you have your flame-retardant suit on....
:popcorn:

[ShortnFiery]

4. Oh Gawd! Not Doctor Phil! (running like hell) eom

[northamericancitizen]

3. Thanks for the laugh. eom

[Viva_La_Revolution]

5. OMG! He actually gave good advice!

I think I have a half bottle of whisky around here...

[calimary]

6. Aw man! All I have is half a Subway sandwich and a handful of

oatmeal/raisin cookies.

And a great laugh from this! Thanks Demeter!

:toast:

[Sarah Ibarruri]

7. ahahaha! I guess that'd work! :) nt