i think its time for a revised version

[cpousnret]

of the state of the union.the union is strong,lol!!!

[neoblues]

1. State of the Union...

Ladies and Gentlemen, there is cause for great optimism... Our progress has gone completely unhindered and we are well ahead of schedule. Soon, no avenue for resistance will remain and we will be able to achieve our greatest victory. That dreaded document, the Constitution of the United States will finally be relegated to the pages of History--and even then, only the few History books we haven't been able to find and destroy. Even those will soon be rooted out, the world over; and no one will remember the false and misleading meaning of the phrase "Government of, By and For the People". Though we will continue to speak in such terms, thanks to our sucesses in reeducating the people, they will finally understand what it really means--"Government of the People's Corporations, by the People's Corporations, and for the People's Corporations!". Soon everyone will understand that what's good for Business is good for them! Yes, there is great cause for celebration...

For now, though, we must continue to distribute our voting systems--to ensure that the People elect the visionary leaders they need, instead of those living anachronisms who think that Freedom and Liberty is good for the People. Not to worry, though, for while there have been a few minor instances of stubborn county-level elections directors seeking to make a name for themselves by trying to make the People think they're heroes, we've easily crushed them and removed them from their jobs by exposing their true corruption.

Otherwise, we have the Congress, the Executive, the Supreme Court and more and more of the Federal Bench on our side. The battle is won in all but name only. The Old Submissive Corporation is Dead, Long Live the Corporation!