Hear ye... Hear ye...

[mikelewis]

All rise for the reading of the Medal of Freedom citation...

Porter Goss has been an exceptional leader of the CIA during it's rebuilding. He has, in essence, completely changed the face of the CIA. From maintaining the leaks about who leaked the name of a covert agent to hatcheting any Liberal employee, who by their very nature, has shown disloyalty to the country, Porter has exemplified the very best characteristics of an American Partisan. His unswerving devotion to the cause of Freedom for Conservatism has been an inspiration and a beacon for all in the CIA to either follow or fear. He has united the CIA by ridding the agency of any divisive thought and has allowed the Truth to once again revert to subjectivity at Langley. The United States honors Porter Goss for always following the Party Line and being kind enough to not get caught on film with a hooker.