Thank Gawd, For Those Dirty OLD Repub Researchers?

[Hubert Flottz]

Yes it's all starting to become clear to me now upon serious reflection and examination of the details, that have "leaked" out over the past few years.

Clue number one, was that the GOP had a "Contract with America" but they never did say, which Americans, or if the contracts were no bid, cost plus, sweetheart, deals...

Clue Number two, they NEVER stopped talking about and dwelling on the Watergate, after Nixon days and they seemed like they just couldn't forget all about that place and just "Move On!"

Clue number three, Bob Dole stepped into the GOP spotlight and America couldn't figure out what the GOP saw in that self serving old fool, that would make them think he'd ever be a president. Lucky the people didn't think so.

Clue number four, Bob Dole appears on coast to coast TV after he lost his campaign for president, Pushing DRUGS! No, not just any kind of drugs, but performance enhancing type drugs, something like the ball players use to give them muscle bulk, where they had NONE before! Drugs that could help a batter swing his bat for up to "FOUR HOURS" at a time? HOW did the drug companies know how these new wonder drugs would work, or even IF they would work?

And that's where our Republican heroes CUM in...The Watergate was turned into the Viagra Proving Grounds/test beds, and the GOP supplied the test dummies...A tough thankless job...Butt somebody HAD to do it. "Operation Strip Pokeher" was truly, a labor of true love!

And where better to find a group of totally impotent assholes to test the shit out on, than those flabby, old, lazy assed, deadbeats, in the upper peckering order of the GOP.

Electile dysfunction? Wick-dipping 101, gone wild? Maybe so!

[HysteryDiagnosis]

1. America = corporate America, contract not valid for citizens,

your mileage may vary.

[Hubert Flottz]

2. "your mileage may vary."

How else could they had known about the 4 hour thingy and besides, the GOP only had one chimp to work with, so BAM...Watergate Chapter II!

[Hubert Flottz]

3. Well,

It all makes sense to me now! I'll bet it was reagan's idea!

[opihimoimoi]

4. The Gop never stop to think of Others..unless its how to exploit even more

The GOP only think about their failing dicks...and how to keep it up. Dey use de bimbos and de Gay guys, de whips and de cuffs, dey love de smell of Leather and hay...as it reminds dem of de sheep/calves/and ponies...dese guys are sick...

And its because dey have married into Women who are the real Power..."Ya want Head...go find it there, not here"

Dose Pubs are a frustrated lot....dey don know what to do.

Dis is why de Clenis had fallen for de Monica...who I tink was a set up.

But it is known dat Dems are HUMAN....dey do things we not supposed to do

What is not known is de Pubs are Human too because dey act like de is Moraly not Human but Godesque..dey even talk to de Guy
like Bush and other GOPers do....Oh My... whad fakes dey are....

Bob Viagra Dole thinks only for his pole....whad a dude.

[Hubert Flottz]

6. The Dole Pole...now there is a sickening thought...even the sheep are

scared!

Yep, the pubs parade their MORALITY like it was the flag in public, but behind the scenes they are nasty and evil perverts and whore mongers. Stealing Granny's pills and the milk from babies makes them feel powerful. Giving themselves raises and sending our jobs to China makes them have wet dreams! I hope they all get the Hong Kong Dong and rot till their heads fall through their assholes and then something REALLY bad happens to them! The party of the tricksters has about shot it's last wad I hope!

What will we tell Pat and Jerry?

[opihimoimoi]

5. And Besides, where is de Viagra for de Brain? De Pubs have falling dicks

means dey have falling brains too

cept denial is evident...

Dey need to wake up dere brains....Bush canardly talk sense for Gawds sake....

De answers are all around us but we remain blinded and in de dark...more so de Pubs.

Come, we go eat snow cones..use the flakey kine and use ice cream at the bottom first...so onolicious...and no tell de Pubs.

[Hubert Flottz]

7. The pubs are being led by the wrong head!

The head with the brain is playing second fiddle to the diddle of the middle! Either head may be found up an ass somewhere, butt mostly their head is up their own! Wrong-headedness is killing them and crippling up America forever, in the process!

We used to be so fine and kind, butt now we in deep doo-doo, without an oar and another shitstorm is just around the corner. IRAN man. Bush thinks it's a pushover. He thinks "What the hell...owning the world is a NOBLE ass CAUSE, for the kids to die for!" He ain't worried about the ghosts and the grief. That shit is for poor people. People with, "Beautiful Minds" never fight and bleed, they just pick up their BIG gubmint pay check.

The floozies goes with the territory in Washington AC DC!