GOP.com "survey" !!!

[janx]

Check this out...I found it on a wingnut site and tried to get to the original at gop.com, but they wanted all kinds of information about me that I'm not thrilled to give.

https://www.gop.com/Secure/Signup.aspx?sr=suweb

But look closely at these questions. They coordinate well with Elizabeth Dole's DANGER message and other current right-wing talk.

But this is hilarious! LOOK:

P.S. With this survey, you'll have a chance to sign up for our Grassroots Voices Initiative. By signing up, you'll receive exclusive e-mail alerts about new online polls - and be the pulse of the Republican Party.

1.) Which issues will be most important in determining your vote this November? (select up to three)

Keeping Taxes Low
Immigration & border security
Winning the War On Terror
Growing Our Economy
Improving education
Increasing access to affordable health care
Protecting Social Security
Energy independence
Appointing qualified judges
Strengthening marriage and the family
Morals and ethics in government

2.) What is the most important reason for maintaining and expanding our Republican majorities in 2006? (select one)

To ensure that America continues to stand united and strong in fighting the War on Terror
To help President Bush enact his reform agenda for America
To keep Democrat leaders like Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Howard Dean from pushing through their extreme left-wing agenda
To make President Bush's tax cuts permanent and keep our economy growing
To uphold our nation's bedrock values

3.) If the Democrats win control of the Congress in 2006, what is the one thing you would be most worried would happen?

Democrats will try to censure or impeach President Bush
Democrat would raise your taxes
Democrats would cut and run from the central front in the War on Terror
Democrats would sell out American values to Hollywood liberals
Democrats would impose government-run health care

4.) As you know, President Bush has announced a bold reform agenda for 2006. Which of his initiatives is most important to you? (select one)

Fighting and Winning the War on Terror
Comprehensive immigration reform that secures our borders
Making tax relief permanent for all taxpayers
Making America more competitive in the global marketplace
Reducing America's dependence on foreign sources of energy by half

5.) From which sources do you receive most of your news and political information? (select multiple)

ABC News
CBS News
NBC News
Fox News Channel
CNN
MSNBC
News websites
Blogs
Daily Newspaper
Radio
E-mail
News/Opinion Magazines
Friends and Family
Other

6.) On a scale of 0 to 10, how likely is it that you would recommend voting Republican in the next election to a friend or a colleague?

0 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

7.) As an online activist, what features would you like to see on GOP.com? (select multiple)

More ways to connect with fellow Republicans
Volunteer opportunities in my area
Web videos & podcasts with key newsmakers
Online polls
The latest breaking news
Information on the issues important to me
Information on GOP candidates and elected officials
Online Diaries from GOP political leaders
Other

8.) In what year were you born?

9.) Did you vote in the year 2004?

10.) Please share any additional comments below

[acmavm]

1. Those people are delusional. How can they think that what that crazy

man and the neocons have done to this country is a good thing? And this tax cut thing, do they not understand where the deficit is coming from.

Apparently for most of these people the answer to No. 8 is yesterday.

[janx]

2. The amount of FEAR contained in the survey is what

is really delusional. It has worked in the past, but this is really over the top! :rofl:

[TheFarseer]

30. It's amazing how they have convinced themselves

that we actually take in more money if we cut taxes(?!) That's only a theory people! and one that has not worked in the past and is not working now. You just need to look at the deficit to figure this out. They even have "statistics" to back up their theory that revenue is up but they never tell you any specifics. If you told me that even with the tax cuts, revenues last year were up from 2000 or 2001, then I would believe you, but that doesn't mention the fact that millions more people are paying taxes now and that millions more people had stock losses that year. Also, they never say revenue from income taxes are up. What other taxes/fees etc. have been covertly raised? I have never seen so many people latch onto something so contrary to common sense and preach it like it is gospel.

[Mugsy]

3. Most important issue? Convicting GOP fellons.

Oddly, that seems to be missing from their survey. :)

[janx]

5. They DID include something about corruption...

but I don't think they were talking about the felons. :rofl:

[rzemanfl]

4. Just make shit up, take their stupid survey and leave them some

nice constructive DU criticism. I just did and they thanked me for it.

[janx]

8. You don't have to respond to an email?

REALLY? :rofl:

[matt819]

20. You can just make up name, address, e-mail - no verification

But these questions are absolutely ridiculous. There's not even a pretense at trying to get honest opinionsl - the only options you can choose are RW, fundie, neocon options - and you can't really even choose the lesser of all the evils.

I'm just waiting for the Time and Newsweek headlines from after the 2008 election: Thank god it's over.

[peacetalksforall]

6. They are asking their non-thinking and self-blinded constituency

to prioritize their fears and hates? Fabulous!

[Progressive4Life]

7. I wonder if the survey writer has ever tried standup. This is hilarious!

[janx]

9. I know! That's why I posted it. But THIS

3.) If the Democrats win control of the Congress in 2006, what is the one thing you would be most worried would happen?

is the funniest! Look at the choices that follow, especially the first choice.

[originalpckelly]

10. Please tell us how we can scare you shitless...

do it now or we'll send the Bogeyman after you!!!!!

Doesn't work anymore?

O.K. we'll steal your nose!!!

That doesn't work either?

Uh, well, Saddam Hussein is gonna blow you up!!!!

He's in jail?

Uh, hummm, Iran is gonna blow you up!!!!

You don't trust us anymore?

Well you know Osama Bin Laden is still on the loose!!!!

He's in a cave somewhere?

You know those liberals are going to take your baby and eat it alive!!!!

They care about you?

Man, we're gonna have to go back to the drawing board.

***
Message from the good ole' Grand Old Party.

[WePurrsevere]

11. If you're going to "play" don't go from DU, instead make it even MORE

"fun" by copying the GOP link in the OP then go to a site that will make their heads spin when they check where someone is coming from or goes to after and paste in the GOP url and then go there. :evilgrin:

For instance... go to a porn or Satanist site, paste the copied url in the browser window and go.. when you leave go to a super fundie site.. or visa versa. :D Oh and use a type of web condom (aka: an anonymizer) or scrub your hard drive afterwards so you don't get cooties. ;)

[LiberalPartisan]

12. The lack of education evidenced by the choices

is really amazing - they know their base is poorly educated.


This country is really in long term trouble if 50% of the populace is that poorly educated.

[guinivere]

13. Fear, terra, fear, fear, terra, terra, fear.

A great agenda.

I liked the sell out "American values" to Hollywood. :D Just how many laws have their "values" broken.

[janx]

17. Yeah, that one was a good one.

What it means is anybody's guess!

[William769]

14. I signed up as GWBUSH

& used the Whitehouse address! :evilgrin:

You should have seen my asnwers! :rofl:

ON EDIT: I listed where I get my news as other Deomocratic Underground.

[Maestro]

15. I'll skip the survey and go straight to number 10!

Delusional freaks!

[Kansas Wyatt]

16. [e-mail]

Listed their platform for the last election (since people finally have figured it out).

Bob went on to list Bush's agenda for America, since * is now hated so much, worried about Democrats selling out America's values and turning the gov't over to Hollywood liberals, would recommend 0, gets his news from Fox and Other (Freeperland), would like to see on GOP.com - Other (Bill Clinton's sex), couldn't remember what year he was born, thinks he voted in 2004, and shared the following comments:
Round up all terroristic communistic evil Democrats, and send them to slave camps.
President Bush must purge Congress of all Democrats, and send them to Gitmo.

Yea!!! Go GOP!!! Rah! Rah! Rah!

[janx]

18. That's terrible!

:rofl:

[Kansas Wyatt]

21. Bob doesn't like being a skunk at a lawn party.

Hopefully the rethugs will take it seriously, and really piss off the American people.

[PaDem]

19. Had to laugh...........

at the bit about Pelosi, Reid and Dean's extreme left wing agenda. I wonder how they'd characterize a real "extreme left" agenda.

[spindrifter]

22. What happens if the

country gets sold out to Hollywood Liberals???

[rzemanfl]

23. They close the Churches and we have to go to Sunday

matinees.

[spindrifter]

24. Great!!

[u2spirit]

25. I signed up as John Negroponte

My email is [e-mail]

[spindrifter]

26. Smirk! I bet they will

need that email address.

[bain_sidhe]

27. That's not a survey

It's propaganda. Every single thing on it is designed to push the buttons of one or another of their "target market segments."

[TexasLawyer]

28. Yeah, more like a push poll--

If I told you that candidate X was a (murderer, drug addict, pornographer, etc... whether true or not) would it affect the way you voted in the upcoming election?

[TheFarseer]

29. I took that survey

because they kept e-mailing it to me and I thought if I took it, maybe they would stop! Anyway, the last question: where do you get your news? I put other: Democratic Underground. I bet they loved that.