Malloy's rant last week about a right wing caller

[B Calm]

that voted for Bush twice and agrees that he's a lame duck and lousy president. My god did Mike ever put that freak in his place when he asked Mike what plan does the democrats offer?

After a few choice words and then cutting the bastard off he came back with something like this.

Cracks me up when republicans say that the democrats have no plans. They put a monkey in the drivers seat of a sports car and the monkey drives through town running red lights, running over rose bushes, hitting cars, drives through the side of a Walmart destroying thousands of dollars of merchandise and killing 15 people. Then they look to democrats to figure out how to clean their mess up!

[AllieB]

1. I heard that last week

I love the way he just cuts right to the chase: "I'm sick of you people!"

[eleny]

2. Heard that and having been thinking about it ever since...

And plan to use it on my wingnut acquaintances. Turn the tables and tell them to come up with a plan. And tell them to stop voting since they obviously don't know what they're doing.

[B Calm]

8. I used it at work today. While sitting in the dispatch office and

talking to my best friend discussing how bad the republican party is. Couple other driver who I know for a fact voted for Bush always listen in to our political conversations were sitting next to us. My friend was taking a drink of morning coffee and spit it out in laughter. The other two guys sat and stared at each other..

[eleny]

23. great!

:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[Beelzebud]

3. Stuff like that is why I LOVE Mike Malloy. :)

[Duer 157099]

4. a righteous rant indeed

"you freaks!!" I love when he says that

[peaches2003]

5. Mike Tonight

I'm looking for Mike to be right on target tonight with his assessment of the real reasons and real dangers of having a military man heading up the CIA. Looks to me like Bush is slowly and surely getting all his ducks in a row for 2008. Domestic spying, the military, Dem enablers, and an American public Bush has scared shitless about terrorism are all going to make this possible,

Are you ready to tell it like it is, Mike? I hope so.

[eleny]

12. Mike does nothng but tell it like it is - as he sees it

[bluethruandthru]

6. I Love That!

Every time I get into it with a wingnut they always say "Yeah, well, democrats don't have a plan". I used to ask them if this was Bush's plan and if so, his plan really sucked!
But, I like Malloy's answer much better!

[jrw14125]

7. I just sent one a copy of THE PLAN from the dem website

And told him I know it's a lot easier to listen to the Fox News propaganda arm of the GOP SAY there's no Dem plan, than to actually go to the Dem website and read the Dem thing for his Dem self. www.democrats.gov

Right Dem there in plain Dem sight. 4-point Dem plan.

But they have no plan? Urgh?

He promtly ignored my reply.

[BuyingThyme]

9. Calling the President a monkey will not get us anywhere.

[B Calm]

11. ha ha you're kidding, right?

[BuyingThyme]

16. No, Chimp or Chimpy is much more constructive.

Chimpy McCokespoon, even.

[B Calm]

18. What do you have against chimpanzees?

[BuyingThyme]

19. They always sneak under my desk and untie my shoes.

[gratuitous]

10. Here's the Democrats' plan

Get the monkey out of the sports car.

Yep, it's that simple. Until you stop the monkey from his piss-drunk rampage through the streets, it doesn't matter if you replace all the windows he's broken -- he'll just break them again if you don't do first things first: Get the monkey out of the sports car.

There's a lot of damage to assess and clean up, responsible parties to determine, and if possible, get them to pay for putting a piss-drunk monkey behind the wheel of a sports car. But first,

GET THE MONKEY OUT OF THE SPORTS CAR.

[KyndCulture]

13. I made a bumper sticker for just that scenerio.

http://www.cafepress.com/rnastore/851324

[B Calm]

15. I like that bumper sticker!!

You have it in a magnet?

[RobertSeattle]

14. A Good Plan is Better than No Plan which is better than any Bush Plan

[genieroze]

17. put a monkey in the drivers seat , that about sums it up.

[dicknbush]

20. This is exactly why I think Bush should not be Impeached

I think if we are fortunate enough to win at least one house that we create a law that says everytime a plane arrives at Dover Air Base with the remains of soldiers killed in war that Bush is to go down and greet each and every one of them. Other then that he can go to funerals and mall openings and dried chicken dinners with bad commediens makeing bad jokes about a bad president for the remining two years of his Presidential disaster!

[B Calm]

21. I don't agree! The monkey has to go!!!

[Trouser Trout]

22. All the Dems have to do

is follow George Costanza's approach; do the exact opposite of everything Chimpy and his cronies advocate and they will be just fine.

[B Calm]

24. For the sake of our nation and restoring our honor

all across the world, BUSH MUST BE IMPEACHED!

[cboy4]

25. Oh boy, I'm going to have to steal that line! That's awesome.

But then again, so is Mike!

[republicansarewhores]

26. Heh heh heh.... link here...

Roll the tape...

This is one of the funniest 6 minutes I have ever heard from Mike and I love how he handled this caller:

The Monkey on Malloy's Back

And the transition at the end into a story about Scott McClellan is priceless as well.

Share and enjoy!

RAW

[B Calm]

27. Thanks for the link.. Saving this and adding it to my best of Malloy

audio clips.