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Mon May-08-06 11:04 PM
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I just heard that Bill O'Reilly is |
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selling "Spin Stops Here" golfballs.
At this rate there'll be "Sperm Stops Here" condoms by year's end.
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Mon May-08-06 11:06 PM
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1. He will do anything to make a buck. |
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Maybe he has to recoup the cost of his settlement.
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Mon May-08-06 11:07 PM
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Erika
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Mon May-08-06 11:08 PM
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3. O'Reilly's average viewer is older than 60 |
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so they relate to golfballs.
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Mon May-08-06 11:12 PM
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5. Maybe he should market... |
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..."the piss stops here" incontinence pants.
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The Velveteen Ocelot
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Mon May-08-06 11:12 PM
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6. Maybe he can start marketing shuffleboard equipment. |
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Mon May-08-06 11:12 PM
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4. Howard Stern made so much fun of the crappy jackets and paraphernalia |
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that O'Lielly pimps from his show when he appeared on O'Lielly's show, he called them tchotchkes (a trinket or knick knack).
O'Lielly offered him a No Spin Zone jacket, but withdrew the offer when Howard told him he'd give it to a crack whore to wear... :rofl:
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Mon May-08-06 11:24 PM
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8. I must admit that Howard is quite eloquent at times ... |
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Mon May-08-06 11:24 PM
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7. His Christmas-themed dildos were a big hit this past year |
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the ones decorated on the sides with Christmas trees and carolers, decrying the war against Christmas.
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Mon May-08-06 11:26 PM
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9. Ironically, that idiot has found the PERFECT product to shill! |
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Golf balls DEPEND upon spin to do what they do; the big GolfBall Manufacturers spend million$ to develop slight differences in that dimpled plastic cover, to maximize the Aerodynamic benefits of the spin.
A real high-end golf ball uses it's SPIN to fly straighter and further than the cheap generic golf balls do.
Ask any Golf Pro- a "spinless" golf ball would be inert, lifeless, wildly inaccurate, and generally fall far short of the goal. Basically, it's an INERT LUMP without that 'spin'.
If there's a better metaphor for Bill O'Reilly, I haven't heard it!
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Mon May-08-06 11:33 PM
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10. You don't need contraceptives when you |
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Tue May-09-06 12:00 AM
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11. "The Juice Stops Here" Falafel Stand franchises? |
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"So, you like the juice?"
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Tue May-09-06 12:02 AM
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12. Does Colbert have a product line yet? |
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Tue May-09-06 12:05 AM
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13. What would be a good product? |
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:shrug:
Sorry, I'm currently bored to tears after watching Glenn Beck. :puke:
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Tue May-09-06 12:12 AM
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14. Oh, no! I saw the Beck promos w/ the sound muted, and that was it for me. |
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As for Colbert products, I guess he should start off with some standard TRUTHINESS and NO FACT ZONE promos, perhaps t-shirts and the like, and then maybe move in on O'Malley's territory with some mugs and Christmas ornaments.
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Tue May-09-06 06:10 AM
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15. If he's going to sell a "The Sperm Stops Here" product, |
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don't you think it should be "the sponge"...as in a loofah?
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Tue May-09-06 06:27 AM
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16. Colbert Bear Repellent. n/t |
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Tue May-09-06 06:52 AM
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17. I keep hoping he'll franchise falafel stands. nt |
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Edited on Tue May-09-06 06:53 AM by Phoebe Loosinhouse
edit - sorry! missed #11. Slow on the draw.
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Tue May-09-06 06:58 AM
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18. Those ought to be as popular as that "No Spin Cruise"... |
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...he tried to charter a while back.
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