Things to say to people with "W" car stickers

[Lerkfish]

Thought I'd make a thread for people to contribute things that could be said to someone with a "W" sticker on their car.

I'll start:

Walk up to them and say "Hey, where's that $100 you owe me?"
"What hundred dollars?"
"I'm decisively telling you you owe me $100, now give it to me."
"why would I give you a hundred dollars just because you decided I owed it to you?"
"Because, even after all that's happened, you STILL sport a "W" sticker. That proves you're gullible enough to believe any lie told to you. And that you're willing to give up large sums of money without investigating the reason. Further, that you're incapable of using your critical thinking to observe obvious facts, put them together, and realize you're being scammed. And that you'll thank me for it as I walk away with your money."

[leftchick]

1. oh my that is great!

thanks! :)

[annabanana]

2. heeheehee

Good one.

part of the dirty 30 backwash, for sure

[gaijinlaw]

3. I usually...

just give them a half-sad, half-befuddled look and ask, "Still?"

[newyawker99]

24. Hi gaijinlaw!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[lonestarnot]

4. Oh good one! Usually just laugh, because the sticker is plastered to

one of those black SUV's blocking the exit in any parking lot.

[Warpy]

9. Or parked cockeyed and taking up THREE prime parking spaces

because the owner doesn't want anyone opening a car door into his precious gas guzzling penis extender.

Or weaving through traffic, cutting people off while its occupant yacks away on a cell phone (the one I most often see).

[lonestarnot]

13. disgustedly puking!

:puke:

[TallahasseeGrannie]

5. I always say a silent prayer

for the poor deluded soul sporting a W sticker. However, sometimes when you get close enough to see that it actually says Wtf.

[TechBear_Seattle]

6. What is the value of a silent prayer?

Especially when the person with a W sticker is in desperate need of an old-fashioned, down-home, speaking-in-tongues Pentecostal altar call.

[Dr.Phool]

10. Nah

In desperate need of an old fashioned, down home, loud, screaming Ass kicking!

[TechBear_Seattle]

12. You've never been to a fundamentalist service, have you?

Altar call, ass-kicking... close enough to the same thing. :hi:

[TallahasseeGrannie]

17. LOL

Well, my resume doesn't include pentecostal altar calls, so it's the best I can muster!

[Ian David]

7. Actually, they owe us $42,000 each. That's our share of the debt. n/t

[Not Me]

8. I have actually said...

"So you voted for Bush?" To which they will reply (either sheepishly or boldly) "Yes."
I then ask them "You must feel pretty stupid now, huh?

[TallahasseeGrannie]

18. Which, in a nutshell is why I don't

advertise my politics!

although I did have a kerry sticker and got keyed. Learned my lesson.

[wicket]

11. And print out enlistment forms and put 'em on their windshields

n/t

[Hubert Flottz]

14. I still push my "DEATH RAY" toggle switch,,,

The switch isn't connected to anything and is just a dummy switch that sez "DEATH RAY" but I saves me a lot of cursing and chest pain! Sometimes I wish the damned thing WAS real!

[Roland99]

27. LMAO! Reminds of me when I was a kid....

For some reason I used to think about mounting guns or missile launchers on a car and shooting at people that did stupid things or I didn't like. Some sort of stealth installation so no one could tell where it came from. Your post triggered that long-forgotten memory.


:rofl:

[Hubert Flottz]

28. I bought my death ray switch about 20 years ago at the auto parts

place and it's on my 1986 chevy as I type! It works great on those no acoount %^$&^%$#@(*&^&%$^#$@ drivers!

[rpgamerd00d]

15. Here is one I used this past weekend, and it worked great.

Me: "Do you need to borrow a razor blade?"
Them: "What?"
Me: "Do you need to borrow a razor blade? Someone put a W sticker on your car."
Them: "I put that there."
Me: "Oh man, I am SO sorry. You must feel SO ashamed. So, did you wanna borrow a razor blade to get it off? I think I have one in my glove compartment."
Them: (speechless)

:rofl:

[Options Remain]

19. i did that too.

Freaking hilarious.

Cept in my case it was a woman and she eventually said. "Well my husband put it there and I will catch hell if I remove it."

[pansypoo53219]

16. in the car i say

fuck you, fuck you very much.

[ShortnFiery]

20. I remember my favorite line to "Cool Hand Luke"

And say in that thick southern accent, "WhAT Weee GOT HARE ... is a FAIL-ure to cu-mun-icate!" :P

[tabasco]

21. I just give them dirty looks and shake my head in disgust.

I am not always so restrained. I was playing tennis with a guy who said that Kerry would not have done a better job. I laid into him pretty hard. The brownshirts should be treated with anger and contempt. They would see our country destroyed and be happy as long as it was their guys who were doing it.

[deutsey]

22. I've thought about making something I can leave under their wipers

Something like: "George W. Bush needs loyal supporters like you. To thank you for your unquestioning support, this coupon entitles you to one (1) free token of what the Republican Party thinks of you: An all-day sucker. Take this to your local GOP Headquarters NOW and say: 'I'm a sucker for the President!' and get your all-day sucker today!"

[tomp]

23. how 'bout this?:

"now try learning some of the other letters."

[Mugsy]

25. I still like James Carvile's response...

He said he pulls up along side them, gets them to roll down their window and says,

"Hey, I just thought you should know... someone stuck a George Bush sticker on the back of your car." Smile. Wave. Leave.

[Roland99]

26. That's a good one!