Bu$h offers sage advice in fire-ravaged Florida.

[DemoTex]

"People need to be careful. Careful about starting fires."

That is all you need to know.

[BrklynLiberal]

1. Twit!

[The_Casual_Observer]

2. Just say no to starting fires.

[MichiganVote]

Bush to firefighters, 'just don't inhale'

[OldLeftieLawyer]

3. Hey, he surprised me!

I thought he'd say "Move to Georgia."

[rzemanfl]

8. That is too deep for him. My skin always crawls when * is here.

Remember where he was on 9/11. Did you figure out the lox vs. locks story yet? Back in those days it was a good thing the customer didn't ask me whether we had hash.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

10. Never, never, never

put cream cheese into locks.

Suzi gets pissed.

Hash. How quaint.

You mean corned beef, right?

[bahrbearian]

4. Remember Children " Don't play with Matches"

[Disturbed]

5. Busholini sage advice about gasoline prices:

"Stop driving so much."

The Glorious Leader is a genius.

[DemoTex]

9. I see a 2-fer message coming ..

"Be careful with matches around gasoline. It starts fires and wastes gasoline."

[kittenpants]

6. Only WHO can prevent forest fires?

Incorrect, you pressed you indicating me. The correct answer is you.

[Montagnard]

7. That is Fairly Profound for Him

and relatively deep thinking.