originalpckelly
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Wed May-10-06 10:33 PM
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New disease discovered, variation on "Pitchfork-Mob Syndrome" |
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Edited on Wed May-10-06 10:40 PM by originalpckelly
It happens when a President stays below freezing for too long.
Symptoms: 1. Your buttocks is red and inflamed; feels like it was kicked 2. You feel a pins and needles like sensation, but varies and feels like a "Pitchfork" in this case 3. People don't want you around, chase you from your residence to your former home state 4. Angry mobs gather outside your window
This disease is somewhat rare, and only two individuals have had it once before. If someone should contract it again they will certainly be in the history books with the other two patients.
Has anyone else heard of this disease or any additional symptoms?
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Wed May-10-06 10:35 PM
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1. What is the wannabe Texan (DUH-bya)'s home state? |
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Wed May-10-06 10:38 PM
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2. That may be another symptom... |
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No one wants to claim your from their state.
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Wed May-10-06 10:42 PM
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3. Changed name of disease, think it fits better with darth stupidass(n/t) |
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Edited on Wed May-10-06 10:42 PM by originalpckelly
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