Experts remain divided as to whether Mt Merapi is actually erupting (pic)

[keopeli]

Experts remain divided as to whether Indonesia's Mount Merapi is actually erupting, despite copious amounts of lava and hot ash.

EuroNews


It's a beautiful volcano, and it's doing exactly what it's supposed to do. The media just won't report good news! - GWB

Yes, I'm being sarcastic. And, yes, I'm amazed at mother earth. Just look at that!

[CoffeeCat]

1. Why do we need experts?

Junior's the decider. He'll decide when the volcano erupts.

For now, the volcano is turning a corner. It's making progress.

Any news to the contrary, is just a bunch of dead-ender vulcanologists being negative.

[Kailassa]

2. But first Pickles has to decide

what the decider is going to decide.

And if pickles decides that volcano is not erupting, then all those pesky natives had better just move back into the area and apologize for all the disruption they have caused.

And if those natives do end up boiled in lava, then we'll send Barbara over to tell them how much fun they are having.

[greekspeak]

3. What experts? If the U.S. is making this claim it is probably a MLB coach

a high school nurse, and the night manager at the Holiday Inn in Paramus.