Caption this McCain pic...

[sabra]

[hatrack]

1. Is your nipple getting hard yet?

Good! Now, let me just lift up that robe . . .

[Hubert Flottz]

2. "You Know I'll Hug ANYTHING For A Dollar...Jerry!"

"Well Get Down There And Give Me About A Quarter's Worth Johnny!"

[sinkingfeeling]

3. " Man, Jerry, you're head's bigger than Ted Kennedy's!"

[madokie]

4. even bigger'ern jebs

[MADem]

6. " Man, Jerry, you're head's bigger than Ted Kennedy's....

ass!!!!!"

Jesus, Jerry's gotten LARGE, hasn't he!!!!!

[reality based]

5. Thanks for not making me hug you like * does

[boobooday]

7. If I do this, I'm going to get a shiny Jesus medallion too, right?

Is that from the Franklin Mint?

[lonestarnot]

8. My two faces are better than your one big head.

[peekaloo]

9. Hey Jer, got a Chinese phonebook I could borrow?

[Joe Fields]

10. I thought there were only five deadly sins!

[PATRICK]

11. Lean any further to the right

and we both go down.

(All the good captions have been taken apparently.)

[hankthecrank]

12. Man you really can see daylight on the other side. n/t

[reichstag911]

15. LOL...

...and welcome to DU. :applause:

[hankthecrank]

17. Thanks been here awhile

But I usually put my foot in mouth and its hard to type that way!!

[reichstag911]

21. Why?

With which do you normally type, your foot or your mouth? :crazy:

[Cyrano]

13. "Do you think the American public is as stupid as I think they are?"

[Johnyawl]

14. "Why are you dressed like some low rent Pope?

[Montagnard]

16. "C'mon Jerry Let Me Kiss Your Ass"

"Please, please, please."

[leveymg]

18. No, that weird claw-like thing isn't my hand. Is it yours?

Makes one wonder, what would the Senator's face look like without the surgery and makeup?

[Hubert Flottz]

19. "Us Guys With Jaws Like Bloodhounds Gots To Stick Together!"

"You Don't Have A Drumstick, Or A Hot Wing On Ya, Do Ya Jon? Bye Damned I'm Hungry As A Bitch Wolf!"

[Hubert Flottz]

20. "Hey Jon Last Time We Got Together We Were Wearin' White...

Robes!"

"I'd have never known who you were under that hood Jerr, if your cute little turkey jaws didn't hang down below it!"

[Ian David]

22. "Relax... little pressure... there! All done! Your prostate is fine."

[dave123williams]

23. Five - I'll be able to put my head five feet up your butt for the votes.

[Richard Steele]

24. Coming this fall: McCain + Falwell in: "The Seven Deadly Chins"

[BringEmOn]

25. Nice bling, Jerry. How many old ladies are eating cat food

so that you could buy that?