In case people ever end up on the rooftops again, I have a plan...

[KamaAina]

...I'm gonna call Homeland Security and say they're here illegally. If that doesn't bring the National Guard out, apparently, nothing will.

Of course, they'd have to swap out those U.S. flags for Mexican ones, or possibly Iraqi. Can't have the National Guard rescuing Americans, now, can we? :sarcasm:

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[BlacknBlue in Red NC]

1. Sadly, it would probably work. After all, displaced LA residents

were called refugees, so the jump to illegals isn't that far...

[IndyOp]

2. I see a couple of Haitians and a Ukranian - definitely illegals!

:rofl:

[RethugAssKicker]

3. Just say they have a missing white girl held hostage.....

by BIG BLACK MEN!

[Catherine Vincent]

4. They'll just have to bleach their skin.

Then they'll get picked up more quickly.

[Dr Batsen D Belfry]

5. You could just as easily substitute

"There is a gay marriage ceremony taking place on the roof of ___________"

DBDB