*************** **************** OFFICIAL BUSH SPEECH THREAD #1***********

[ncrainbowgrrl]

Looks like we're going to be starting soon...

[shadowknows69]

1. I have my anti-nausea medicine. I'm ready

n/t

[rodeodance]

93. they must pass criminal background checks. whow.

[Mr_Spock]

2. Ewww, why would we talk about that?

:barf:

[shadowknows69]

6. It's therapeutic

try it. it beats throwing things at your tv.

[shadowknows69]

20. pre-recorded?

Durbin doing the rebuttal.

[Mr_Spock]

25. I'd rather have someone spit directly into my mouth

I'll never, ever watch that moron ever agin.

[Change has come]

61. LOL

:rofl: I feel the same way.

[Mr_Spock]

76. Hehe.

There isn't a word that nitwit jackass moron says that I want torturing my eardrum.

...and I don't want his evil likeness burning my retinas!

[DesEtoiles]

3. is it on cspan?

[Skip Intro]

4. ack!

to hell with bush!

[AspenRose]

5. I need to keep my dinner down, so I'll just follow it here

and not on TV/radio

[shadowknows69]

7. Who is starting the official speech thread?

n/t

[Brundle_Fly]

8. they just screwed it up....

losers.

[tridim]

9. Bwhahaha did anyone see Bush's false start on CNN?

[slybacon9]

12. I DID!!!!

[etherealtruth]

39. My 10 year old wanted to know (very seriously)

... if they (CNN) were "doing that to make sure everyone knows how stupid he is?"

[trixie]

57. Smart boy!

[walldude]

10. Bwhahahaha they just showed him rehearsing

networks accidently cut in...

[NightOwwl]

On CNN they caught him rehearsing!

He had that deer in the headlight look. :rofl:

[Skidmore]

11. CNN just cut to * rehearsing a bit and trying to figure out where

the cameras were.

[rodeodance]

100. He has too much makeup on his foreheard.

[BeHereNow]

13. Wait, wait! I can't find my Holy Water!

Must protect my ears from the EEEEEEEEvil one!
BHN

[lavenderdiva]

14. I haven't eaten yet, because if I did, I'm sure I will feel nauseous soon.

Just looking at * makes me feel that way, much less having to hear him try to speak. Apparently, the subject matter is immigration.

'Here now the President' Ha.

[MapMaker]

15. More lies and half truths on its way.... (n/t)

[Mr_Spock]

16. Does this mean that people actually watch that bile spewing moron?

I never will again.

:puke:

[Media_Lies_Daily]

17. Deer in headlights.

[valerief]

18. He doesn't look drunk. n/t

[lavenderdiva]

27. its the anti-drunk medication he must be on...

masks the drunken stupor and slurred speech symptoms. Wonder if he's wearing the little black box on his back tonight?

[valerief]

127. Maybe ABC will get a shot of his back just for the hell of it.

[neoblues]

Ohhh.. Puke... He's on... nt.

[walldude]

19. The decider is going to make a decision...

[C_U_L8R]

21. Mr Rogers

Talking to his poor retarded dog

[deadparrot]

22. I have it on mute, and it looks like Saturday Night Live.

:rofl:

[lavenderdiva]

38. true. except on SNL, that was the REAL President speaking,

and tonight we have the fake 'decider'.

[deadparrot]

48. Indeed. It just looks so...fake.

:hi:

[MSgt213]

23. Bush is going to lead us. Breaking news!!! pass this on if you want to

get rich.

[imax2268]

24. Blah Blah Blah...

I WANT KEITH OLBERMAN DAMMIT...!

[Greylyn58]

54. ME TOO

He's taking Keith's airspace!!!!

[opihimoimoi]

26. Bush and the Pubs have backed themselves into a Corner..

Bush the Band Aid man, wants his poll numbers to go up with a speech....

Too Little too Late...

[ncrainbowgrrl]

28. "it brings crime to our communities?"

[ncrainbowgrrl]

44. Where's the jaw thing? I haven't seen him do it yet?

[Jane Austin]

79. I think they're giving him Botox to stop the jaw thing.

When they give him too much, he looks like he's had a stroke - - that side of his mouth turns down.

[Alamom]

123. The spasm thing went to his eyebrows and forehead. A lot of

hand gestures, too.

[MADem]

29. Look at the hand and head gestures--he's trying to channel REAGAN

That little Ronnie head tic...the hands. Not his usual style! Hell, a speech from the OVAL OFFICE...what a shock...not Crawford, or with a backdrop of soldiers.

He's also toned down the Tex-ASS accent!!!!!!!

[NightOwwl]

30. Vast majority are good people.

Freepers must be going nuts!

[Greylyn58]

31. Please report on what Shrub

has to say as I can't stand to listen or even watch the ass-hat.

I want to :puke: when I do

[w8liftinglady]

32. enforce our laws...including the people who hire them?

[Chomp]

33. Something odd just happened on Sky News

They cut to the WH feed early and Bush looked like a moan* looking around the room! Hilarious.


*On edit: moran obviously!

[Rex]

34. legal...illegal...er...

It is a Residential Address. Someone has a sense of humor on FOX. LOL

1. Must secure borders. Must enforce the border! Border! Border!

2. Improve technology and man-power at the border. Double agents at border.

3. Transition - National Guard (6,000) to go to Southern border. Not involved in enforcement.

4. Gonna militarize the Southern...er...not militarize our border.

5. Targeted enforcement missions. Increase money for incarceration.

6. Expand our prison system to hold those other aliens (non-mexican).

7. Temp worker program that would be temp at temp times for jobs outsourced. Snicker.

8. Honest immigrants only.

9. Get a microchip implant so that they can be tracked for easy corporate use.

10. If you play by the rules and follow the law...hahahahha...muaawahahahaha...

[LostInAnomie]

That jacket doesn't fit him very well.

It's tilted and tighter on one side than the other.

WHAT A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!

[Gregorian]

118. Haha.

I love this thread. Best speech coverage thread to date.

[freeplessinseattle]

"brings crime to our communities." ???

oh you prick, god I hate him

[ncrainbowgrrl]

49. Yeah, you caught that too?

:puke:

[RadiDem]

35. "we're a nation of laws" (except the GOP)

[lavenderdiva]

46. except the 750+ he decides he wants to 'x' out and not follow....

n/t

[babylonsister]

36. We are a nation of laws????????? Prove it! nt

[Sydnie]

64. He does ... with every signing statement that says

"this doesn't apply to me ... just you other people".

I am not watching. I don't want to give him the numbers.

[babylonsister]

84. He's on every channel, Sydnie. I don't think one more or less

will matter. But he's being very predictable. I hope he's pissing off lots of people. His breathing pisses me off! :hi:

[Sydnie]

105. My tivo is

Neilson right now. He is not getting my numbers! I have on a movie channel! He can pound sand! :rofl:

[MSgt213]

37. We are nation of laws. Except when I don't agree with em.

[Nite Owl]

I was going to try to listen

but I can't do it. He's such evil, the voice is phoney and grating. It hurts!

[dogday]

40. May I just say

:puke:

[karlrschneider]

41. newsguyatl posted the full text a while ago, so far it's 100% right

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=364&topic_id=1197305

[Dudley_DUright]

91. Thanks, I much prefer to read the speech

than to listen to the decider(TM) deliver it.

[Hazelrah]

42. nation of laws?

from the ultimate law breaker

[Mr_Spock]

43. AHA!! You people are watching Satan!!!

I'm in a nice quiet room typing :D

[NightOwwl]

45. "Criminals, drug dealers and terrorists"

:rofl:

[Aviation Pro]

We'll put UAVs into the area....

...and cause the entire border area to be under a massive TFR.

Fucking idiot.

[TayTay]

47. BTW, he looks terrible

And I'm glad he remembers he was a Gov. He must miss those days when all he had to do was laugh at those who he was about to turn down for a death penalty pardon.

Ah, the good old days.

[Jane Austin]

114. He really does have the most awful skin.

His forehead looks like it's been tilled and is ready to plant.

[imax2268]

50. He knows how it is defending the border...?

WTF...?

[verse18]

51. bald faced lie

about increasing funding of border patrol.

[Mr_Spock]

52. What's the evil murdering monster saying now??

Hah!! I don't give a flying fuck :rofl:

[MADem]

He HAS been studying Reagan tapes--look at his hands

He actually put all the Rs in TERRORISTS.

Who wrote this tripe? Peggy Noonan?????

[w8liftinglady]

53. I'll increase the patrol by the amount I cut

[Skip Intro]

55. WTF ARE HIGH TECH FENCES???

[shadowknows69]

59. two wires hooked up to a car battery hooked to the fence

n/t

[ncrainbowgrrl]

65. I have a feeling I know what they are... and electricity is needed...

[Howardx]

72. the mcnamara line

"On September 7, 1967, at a press conference in Washington, DC, United States Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara announced plans for the construction of an electronic anti-infiltration barrier below the Demilitarized Zone (DMZ), the line of demarcation between North and South Vietnam. The principal purpose of this "McNamara Line" would be to sound the alarm when the enemy crossed the barrier."

its a giveaway to defense contractors

[MADem]

81. Fences built by National Guardsmen, as opposed to undocumented

workers, perhaps....

He is definitely trying to imitate Reagan. He has done that head tic of Reagan's three times already. No waving arms. No leaning on his elbow and heh heh-ing at the camera. Hands folded. The little open palm gesture.

He's been working on this around the clock for three days, at least.

[rodeodance]

113. I heard Duncan Hunter say that also ealier.

[trixie]

85. maybe like the ones you use on dogs

So everyone wears a collar and you get zapped if you are by the fence.

[cantstandbush]

56. How many lies did he spew in the first 60 seconds? This is bull crap!!

[C_U_L8R]

His numbers are totally bogus

Especially his funding #s on Border Patrol

[w8liftinglady]

use the national guard...6,000

[The Witch]

58. Did he say "increased from 90,000 to 12,000 officers"?

I thought I heard him say that.

[AspenRose]

60. Has he mentioned 9/11 yet?

eom

[malaise]

67. No war on terror n/t

[shadowknows69]

68. tera tera tera

there it is.

[babylonsister]

62. Does this infringe on posse comitatus? How legal, I wonder? nt

[Aviation Pro]

71. There it is....TEEERRRRAAAAAAA

eom

[Aviation Pro]

Other country...

Countries, you moron.

[Aviation Pro]

88. Yeah, like turning over prison construction to Halliburton....

Asshole.

[Kingshakabobo]

63. What's with the CNN "SWOOOOSH" sound effect? Every time they..

add a "tidbit" to the screen?

[mwooldri]

125. Probably trying to out-fox Faux News Channel.

They have that from time to time too IIRC (but then I don't watch Faux - listen to a lot of BBC WS though).

Mark.

[Reverend_Smitty]

66. so where are we getting the National Guard forces from?

most are stuck in Iraq now

[MSgt213]

75. China I think. Aren't w a wholly own subsidiary?

[Sugarcoated]

69. Fucking shister

[dogday]

70. Has he said 9-11 yet???? nt

[walldude]

87. No and I have all this Jager sitting here waiting...

What am I going to do with all these shots?

[rodeodance]

73. 'one way to SOB is use the NG" ummm just slide it in.

[NightOwwl]

74. He's starting to slur his words. eom

[NightOwwl]

89. delete - dupe

[Politicub]

77. Scary speech

And very offensive. Bush is a dangerous, reckless president.

[Hazelrah]

78. Enough national guard?

For war on terra, disasters, and this folly?

Color me stupid but I don’t think we handled the first 2 so well.

[shadowknows69]

104. The NG aren't there to do anything

but get us used to having soldiers on the streets. I can't seem to find anyone saying exactly what they'll be doing. A lot about what they won't do.

[Roland99]

80. So *that's* why Halliburton has been building detention centers in the US

[w8liftinglady]

99. ahhhh...

[dogday]

82. Catch and Release

did they really think they would come back????

[verse18]

83. Most crossing from the southern border are

MEXICAN!!!!! Please tell me I did not hear that.

[imax2268]

97. yup...you did...

I heard it to...

[Roland99]

86. BTW, anyone notice the lack of Texan accent?

And a Temporary Worker Program? ooof

[w8liftinglady]

94. he must be sober

[MADem]

101. I sure did, see above--he is trying to emulate REAGAN, in speech AND

gestures. Check out his little Reagan head tic...that little cock of the head to the side, like he's talking to a pal.

I still think Peggy Noonan wrote this. Imagine Reagan saying these words. They sound way more like Ronnie than Monkey.

[w8liftinglady]

90. where does all this money come from?-you just approved a ton of tax cuts

[Mr_Spock]

92. Bush eats babies!!

I hear he's killed 10s of thousands of people for no good reason - it this true?

[Howardx]

95. "jobs americans arent doing"

i knew it would be in there

[deadparrot]

126. My mom just went a little nutty at that line

and stormed out of the room.

[NightOwwl]

96. "We must create a temporary work program."

Are Freeper's heads exploding yet?

[Roland99]

103. It's for our national security. You know, all those Mexican suicide bombrs

[Sydnie]

124. No .. topiary's ... he wants to stop the topiary's

After all, they might have a "south of the border" flair, don't you know.

[Aviation Pro]

98. To appease your bidness buddies, asshole....

Too bad you just lost your wingnut vote.....

[Mr_Spock]

102. Did he bite the babies head off yet?

Just curious when that part is...

[KyuzoGator]

110. That's the only way the backwash will go below 29% nt

[ncrainbowgrrl]

111. Right here.... Freeeper head go BOOOOM!

Kerrrbloooeeeey!~

[Hazelrah]

106. *cough halliburton in N.O. cough* n/t

[rodeodance]

107. so far--employers will get better ID cards for workers. weak.

[Skip Intro]

108. digital fingerprints...

[Midnight Rambler]

128. It's the mark of the Beast!!!

Fundie heads exploding all over America

:nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke:

[Mr_Spock]

109. I hate baby killers

Why can't Bush stop killing babies?

[waiting for hope]

112. I visited the dark side.....

The President already called Vincente Fox to reassure him about tonight's speech. I'm not hopeful.



6 posted on 05/15/2006 4:16:59 PM PDT by jamese777
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To: Secure our borders
I see a newbie or retread troll has already entered this thread.



7 posted on 05/15/2006 4:17:05 PM PDT by Dane ("Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall" Ronald Reagan, 1987)
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To: devane617
You are probably correct but I don't expect the President to lay out any new or different policy tonight.

He will most likely reiterate what he has said before on the matter.

8 posted on 05/15/2006 4:17:06 PM PDT by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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To: GOP_Lady
I cannot watch. He makes me a nervous wreck, sadly. Im going to get my details from you guys.



9 posted on 05/15/2006 4:17:07 PM PDT by newconhere (bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. splat)
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To: GOP_Lady
Especially since we are being watched lol.
From the DU -Freepers are attacking Bush BEFORE his speech.....
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1196492


So lets be on our best manners lol



10 posted on 05/15/2006 4:17:09 PM PDT by catholicfreeper (Proud supporter of Pres. Bush and the Gop-- with no caveats, qualifiers, or bitc*en)
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http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1632721/posts

Loved the last entry!!!!!:rofl:

[rodeodance]

117. Bush does a 5 Power-Point presentation.

[Skip Intro]

115. "...a home, a family, and an otherwise clean record..."

ROFL!!!!

[verse18]

116. Is it just me,

or is boy george's speech not making any sense whatsoever?






too much:smoke:

[crikkett]

119. what i described is not amnesty - ITS SHAMNESTY!!!

[babylonsister]

120. Honor the great tradition of the melting pot? He has a funny way

of showing THAT!

[w8liftinglady]

121. no mention of employer sanctions

[NightOwwl]

122. "Ability to speak and write the English language."

:wtf: Chimp can't even speak English!

[Media_Lies_Daily]

129. When's he getting deported?

[malaise]

130. Dumbya is trying to make everyone happy

and has failed big time. Expect the backlash.

[ncrainbowgrrl]

131. Time for thread #2- this one's getting long!

Time for the next thread

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x1197784