PHOTOS: Because I care . . .an itinerary for Pickles

[Bluebear]

Since she "doesn't believe the polls", and everyone she meets loves her husband and thinks everything is going swell, it's perfectly clear that she is not "meeting" the right people in her little Xanax bubble. So, here is a suggested itinerary for Laura so she can actually experience what is going on in America in May, 2006.

We begin in New Jersey. Not the "heartland" that Republicans think comprises 100% of America:

During the funeral service at St. Margaret's of Cortona Saturday, May 13, 2006 in Little Ferry, N.J., for U.S. Marine Corps Sgt. Matthew J. Fenton, 24, who was killed in Iraq, Fenton's father John Fenton, left, his mother Diane Fenton, seated right, and girlfriend, Andrea Patino hold U.S. flags given to them by U.S. Marines. Fenton's aunt Allison Valentin sits at left holding a portrait of him.

Let's cross the bridge to New York City. That's the place where your husband pimps all those firefighters and cops. He blew through a bullhorn there promising to catch the "folks" who "did this (9/11)". Then he invaded Iraq.

A motorist fills his tank at a gas station in New York, May 7, 2006. The much-awaited drop in U.S. retail gasoline prices lasted all of seven days, as the national pump price jumped 3.8 cents over the last week to $2.95 a gallon, the government said on Monday.

Next, on to Iowa. You remember Iowa? You campaigned there or something.

Whirpool employees talk Wednesday, May 10, 2006, outside the corporate headquarters in Newton, Iowa, after the company announced it will be closing the the Newton factory and the former Maytag headquarters in October 2007. The closing will involve 2000 jobs.

Oops! Pickles! SOMEONE isn't happy!


Oh, no, Laura. Remember Hurricane Corrina? IT STILL LOOKS LIKE THIS DOWN THERE! Your monkey husband doesn't look like he gets it. Does he "get" anything?




Nevada...oopsy daisy, Pickles. Seniors do not like Chimpolini's drug plan.


Enjoying your tour, dear?


Oh, sorry about that . . .try to get out more, won't you?

[rustydog]

1. hey cut her a break. shewouldn't lie. Every single person

she meets that is carefully screened beforehand believe GW Bush is just simply marvelous.

[Bluebear]

4. I'm only trying to help!

Really! ;)

[Bluebear]

10. .

[TomInTib]

2. That was great.

I just love the captions.

Thanks.

[Bluebear]

6. Welcome.

I think I picked the wrong night to post it, now that we are in the grips of "immigration fever" lol.

[TomInTib]

8. So do it again tomorrow.

It deserves to be seen.

Timing is a fickle bitch.

[Bluebear]

9. good mooooorning!

LOL

[speedoo]

3. But... but..... Karl sez he's "likeable".

K&R anyway. Loved your post.

[Bluebear]

5. Merci :)

[Change has come]

7. Brilliant!

K&R

[hankthecrank]

11. Lot of very good work But

Where her smile on the last page, could use that face to cool the house this summer!