Bwahahaha! IMs between Smirk and Bill

[warrens]

Kickass43: *snowman*
Kickass43: he wantz me 2 pull a COPS
Kickass43: go in w/camras guns etc.
Kickass43: blo away sum *coyotes*
Kickass43: on live TV

Ladeezman42: kewl

Kickass43: snowman's alot bttr than scotty

Ladeezman42: dude brtny speers wudda bin bttr than scotty
Ladeezman42: "oops I did it agen!" wuz at least a hit
Ladeezman42: not a motto

Kickass43: lol
Kickass43: srsly
Kickass43: scotty nvr *got* r immigrashun polyc
Kickass43: he's like "r we 4 em or agenst em?"
Kickass43: im like dude: its simpl
Kickass43: were 4 em & agenst em
Kickass43: he's like huh?
Kickass43: wassup wit dat?
Kickass43: I gotta splain & splain:
Kickass43: illegls gd 4 bizness
Kickass43: gd 4 r donrs
Kickass43: gd 4 pluckin chikkns
Kickass43: + if we don't take em
Kickass43: mexico goes down el servicios
Kickass43: comprende?
Kickass43: k so lissen up:
Kickass43: illegls BAD 4 workin ppl
Kickass43: bad 4 r skools & healthkare
Kickass43: bad 4 r base
Kickass43: & if we DO take em
Kickass43: we hand tx bak 2 santa anna

Ladeezman42: so duz he get it?

Kickass43: nah
Kickass43: he's like im sooooo confusd!
Kickass43: wat do I tell tha press?
Kickass43: I say tell em "we en4s tha laws"
Kickass43: dat means we round em up at tha bordr...
Kickass43: blam blam...
Kickass43: tell em off...
Kickass43: & dump em bak
Kickass43: a few hrs l8r...
Kickass43: wen tha grds r catchin sum zs...
Kickass43: they sneek ovr agen...
Kickass43: nxt thing u kno ther pickin cherrys!
Kickass43: tha brdr guards do ther wrk...
Kickass43: tha illgls do ther wrk...
Kickass43: 4 $5/hr
Kickass43: & evry1s happy!

Read the rest at


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/danielle-crittenden/the-presidents-secret-im_b_21085.html

Edited to include link

[Canuckistanian]

1. She's done a series of these

She's the wife of David Frum, by the way, the author of the "axis of evil" speech.

It's widely believed that Frum was fired from the speechwriting gig because Danielle blabbed that David was the author of the speech.

[warrens]

2. Gotta give her credit

That's the best explanation of the Bush immigrant policy ever. I'm still laughing about it.