Sneaking into the New York City subway system or into the USA.

[Boojatta]

Which is worse?

[uppityperson]

1. Depends on why you are sneaking in.

[Boojatta]

5. Here's why. Which is worse?

Why you are sneaking into the New York City subway: you think the system needs more money, but you think the authorities will be embarrassed if you donate money. You don't want them to feel that they rely on charity. So you plan to get caught sneaking in so that you can pay a penalty that will help the system financially.

Why you are sneaking into the USA: your major goal in life is to go quail hunting with Dick Cheney. You don't think you will achieve your goal, but you have hope and you think that sneaking into the USA will help you get closer to achieving your goal.

[uppityperson]

6. Well, I'm going to have to think about those choices a bit.

:rofl: :rofl::rofl: It has been quite a day, quite a week, here on DU, thank you, I needed that.

[texasleo]

2. this thread is worse than both

kidding

:toast:

[sandnsea]

3. Or sneaking into OUR TREASURY

and taking TRILLIONS OUT while we buy into the bullshit that the real problem is the shoplifters.

:banghead:

[rug]

4. If you end up in Canarsie, the former.