We Must Make The HAMBURGER The Official Meal Of The U.S.

[ruggerson]

and immediately outlaw guacamole.

Call your senators now!!

[Prophet 451]

1. OK

But only McDonalds or Wendys and it must be served with Freedom Fries!

[Blue_Roses]

2. but,but, but...

can't we get guacamole a visa? :shrug:

[The Traveler]

3. For a hamburger today

I shall gladly repay you on Wednesday ...

[nemo137]

4. What if I want Guacamole on my burger?

It's a delicious example of peace, love and understanding.

[ruggerson]

7. No, I'm sorry

mixing two different cultures like that is bad for ethnic purity and may earn you a one way ticket to Guantanamo.

[KyndCulture]

5. But but...

I want a California burger with lettuce, tomato AND guac on it..


Do I need a permit?

[PurgedVoter]

6. Can we have freedom rice with our frijoles?

Sorry, I mean beans, really I didn't mean to say frijoles, oh there I go again saying frijoles, really I mean beans.

[hlthe2b]

8. With a side of BSE?

sorry, but it does impact my beef eating habits! :evilgrin:

[Cleita]

9. Yes, and egg rolls and falafel, etc., etc,. n/t

[Ilsa]

10. Damn, what's next? Spaghetti? Americanized Chinese food?

Be sure and outlaw bechamel sauce while you're at it.

[kittenpants]

25. Thankfully the national church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster...

that I plan to institute will ensure that spaghetti remains safe for future generations of Americans to enjoy.

[Ilsa]

11. As long as I can have my Boca Burgers (flame-broiled or

cheese "burger") or Black Bean burger, I'll be happy.

[TygrBright]

12. Hamburguesas con chile verde! I'm down wi' dat!!

There's a truck just down the street that sells 'em along with breakfast burritos and killer tamales.

happily,
Bright

[AllNamesHaveBeenUsed]

13. Make mine

...a buffalo burger. They are lower in fat and cholesterol.

[newyawker99]

17. Hi AllNamesHaveBeenUsed!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[ruggerson]

19. And tasty

welcome to DU. :)

[AllNamesHaveBeenUsed]

26. Darn tasty...

I can no longer eat beef with such a superior alternative available. At the farm where I purchase my meat, the animals have lots of room to roam and not provided with growth hormones. I stopped short of saying they are treated more humanely than cattle because the end result is the same - they end up on a dinner plate.

[tyedyeto]

14. What? No guac?

What's next salsa, tortillas?

Next will come spaghetti, lasagna and corned beef!!!

The horror!

[ruggerson]

15. Perhaps if people find this too divisive

We can just make the hamburger the official "Unifying Food" of the nation.

There is room for compromise.

[kineneb]

16. hamburgers?

Hamburg...Hamburger (German=male citizen of Hamburg)

sure don't sound like no Murrikan grub to me, sounds like that commie pinko Europeen stuff...

idiot /off

And by the way, "French" fries are Belgian, and are properly called crisps. A cafe on one of the main squares of Antwerp had a giant package of crisps to advertise their establishment. And the Belgians will eat them with Everything, including Chinese food...had to see it to believe it.

[Hugin]

18. I'm still waiting for the sound of all of those "Viva Bush" stickers...

Scraped off of the back of Freepmobiles everywhere.

Or do they do it in the dark of night?

[blondeatlast]

21. Funny how those in my area ended up on the backs of

Cadillacs driven by retired white men.

(Seriously--in my area, they ran out of the "W"s so they started handing out the "Viva Bush" to white folkses.

:rofl:

[Hugin]

23. I always assumed they were trying to be "Artsy" or "Compassionate".

Jeeze.

:)

[blondeatlast]

20. And Chevrolet the official automaker, seein' as how they are all built

(What?)

Um, oh, hell.

Nevermind.

[imlost]

22. But I love guac, can't we outlaw qui-sa-di-las instead, n/t

[Gregorian]

24. I thought it already was. OMG is ground turkey allowed?

I believe I'm in violation. Please let us have ground turkey!

:)