Mike Epps on HBO ragging on Bush and the Cons

[linazelle]

He's not THAT funny...but still:


"I know there are a few Republicans in here. Do me a favor. Go home tonight and kill yourselves."

"Bush is a pimp: 'Bitch better have my oil'."

"Anytime somebody looks at you and tells you you don't have to vote for me, I'm still your president...something's wrong."

"Jeb and them are gonna steal it again. They are down in Florida now with shotguns telling people to drop ballots."

"They can't find Ladedadee (OBL). He must get on a space ship and leave every night--either that or him and Bush are playing a game..."

9/11 was a bad dope deal...Bush was snortin' coke--when they told him the planes hit, they opened the door and Condoleeza Rice was dancing naked in front of him.

[babylonsister]

1. Is that the 'comedian'? I caught a portion, but was underwhelmed.

I missed the political fun, dammit!

[linazelle]

2. Yep that's him. n/t

[DS1]

3. That last one sucked

I couldv'e done better

9/11 was a bad dope deal, Bush got his exclusive deal to sell terra-crack in the US, but the Saudis already had the petroleum version of meth cooked and ready to go

[linazelle]

4. The only thing I liked is that he has a national audience to insult them

and the one about going home and killing themselves. That would be nice.

[Gabi Hayes]

5. heh...that IS funny, and here's why: he STOLE it from Bill Hicks

By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing... kill yourself. No, no, no it's just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day, they'll take root - I don't know. You try, you do what you can. Kill yourself. Seriously though, if you are, do. Aaah, no really, there's no rationalisation for what you do and you are Satan's little helpers, Okay - kill yourself - seriously. You are the ruiner of all things good, seriously.

No this is not a joke, you're going, "there's going to be a joke coming," there's no fucking joke coming. You are Satan's spawn filling the world with bile and garbage. You are fucked and you are fucking us. Kill yourself. It's the only way to save your fucking soul, kill yourself. Planting seeds. I know all the marketing people are going, "he's doing a joke”... there's no joke here whatsoever. Suck a tail-pipe, fucking hang yourself, borrow a gun from a friend - I don't care how you do it. Rid the world of your evil fucking machinations. I know what all the marketing people are thinking right now too, "Oh, you know what Bill's doing, he's going for that anti-marketing dollar. That's a good market, he's very smart."