This is what we MUST protect our nation from

[ruggerson]

An illegal immigrant Mexican stem cell researcher who burns American flags on the weekends while attempting to marry his gay lover in a ceremony conducted entirely in Spanish.

[niyad]

1. AND who uses more than 2 packets of ketchup on his burger!!

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

4. Or puts fucking Mayo on his burger

that, that, is criminal

[MercutioATC]

2. At least he won't be getting an abortion...

[tyedyeto]

3. But does he support creationism (ooops, intelligent design)

or evolution?

[Peter Frank]

5. But if he's originally from the United Arab Emirates - he's OK... n/t