Abe Lincoln, GW Bush, and JFK are on a plane.

[Pobeka]

Abe Lincoln says "I'll show you how to make 100 happy people", and he throws 100 $1 bills out the window.

GW Bush says "I'll show you how to make 200 people even happier", and he throws 200 $5 bills out the window.

JFK says "I'll show you how to make the WHOLE WORLD happy". And ...
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... he throws Bush off the plane!
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This joke was thought up by my daughter and friends, who are in middle school.

[mikelewis]

1. Nice

[muntrv]

2. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Canadiana]

3. nice joke, buuuut...

I don't think your daughter made it up. I've heard it before. Still funny though :)

[Pobeka]

5. I'd heard a variant of it before.

I think they reused and old joke and changed the characters. I thought it was telling that middle schoolers are now working on jokes about current "leader" of the free world.

[MikeNearMcChord]

10. Here's one updated for 2006

:smoke: George Bush, Vladimir Putin and the Dalai Lama are flying in a plane to an important summit, on the way they pick up a young man with a backpack. An hour later the pilot announces that the plane is malfunctioning and will crash,and that there are only three parachutes left, Vladimir Putin stands up and says "well I am very important for my people of Russia" He grabs a chute and jumps out. George W. Bush stands up and says "well I am very important for the people of the United States" he grabs a pack and jumps out the plane. The Dalai Lama looks at the young man and says "My child, I lived a long life and I am very happy, go ahead and get the last parachute." The young man says "No Dalai Lama we have two chutes here, you know the last guy who jumped, President Bush? He grabbed my backpack!"

[Pobeka]

11. Great!

:rofl:

[Johnny Noshoes]

12. Love it !

:rofl: :toast:

[enid602]

14. backpack?

I always knew Bush's extensive national guard training would someday become useful.

[NJ_Lib]

4. Ya, but little did JFK and the world know, Chimp had a...

... parachute on... You think Rove trusts JFK...? ;)

[Hippo_Tron]

6. Come on... you really think that chimp knows how to use a parachute?

[Pobeka]

7. What's that old saying?

"He couldn't pour water out of a boot even if he read the instructions on the heel".

[NJ_Lib]

8. If it'll save his own...

... ass...? Yes...

[Rocknrule]

17. Only to embellish his crotch size when wearing a flight suit

[Minnesota Libra]

9. Cute!! I love it!!! Let's hear it for dreams becoming reality!! LOL nt

[YDogg]

13. Somehow I envision ...

... JFK throwing 50 cent pieces out of the plane, and Lincoln throwing $5 bills. But that's just me.

:-)

[Broken_Hero]

15. nominated

and glad to be number 5...:)

[Pobeka]

16. Thanks for my daughter! n/t

[genie_weenie]

18. Adams, Jackson, Lincoln, McKinley, Wilson, JFK, LBJ, Nixon, Reagan

and every other US President are on a plane and tell Bush, "Hey, come on board! You've done a good job murdering Americans and those damn (Indians, Blacks, Fillipinos, Anarchists, Huns, Nazis, Commies, Muslims) haters of The GOD DAMNED ALL POWERFUL GREAT NATION of the United States! Oh and a great job continuing the destruction of the Constituition and eroding the "Rights" of our servants, the people..."

[IndyOp]

19. Feeling frustrated that citzens who support Dems can't recognize

how much a part of the "War on the Third World" Democratic Pols have been? :shrug:

Americas Third World War
How 6 million People Were killed in CIA secret wars against third world countries

Me, too! :toast:

[genie_weenie]

20. It's *almost* as if the DU is

allowing themselves a wistful rememberance of the Golden Age of Democracy were all men in America lived in Liberal Brotherhood. Or that * (Worst pResident in History) is far and away worse than any other...

The US Government (and all governments) are tools of oppression and control.

Now, of course, the standard retort is the government gives us schools and highways. But, of course Stalin, Hitler and Mao created those things as well. At least for the citizens who weren't purged. And the US highways are great for Americans as long as your ancestors didn't sie at Wounded Knee or Ludlow...