banana republican
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Sat May-20-06 09:05 PM
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WITHOUT RECOURSE - I AM SORRY BUT I HAVE TO POST THIS... |
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Edited on Sat May-20-06 09:07 PM by banana republican
The charm of a limerick will beckon, If the first two lines rhyme, I reckon. The next two line brothers, Must rhyme with the others. The Fifth? With the First and the Second!
There was a bloke from the PNAC Said: "I'm more superior than thee You're all inferior While I am superior. Then he tripped and skinned his knee.
The President of the USA said This army must be led. He said: Follow me, men, We will beat them again Just as soon as I get out of my bed.
A highly trained NSA guy Was caught - so he started to cry The public then stated That he'd been sedated He said: Yes, but I try and I spy.
Bush ate til his tummy was numb, He lay on the beach like a bum. He drank Coca-Cola In Hispaniola, And later he sampled the rum.
There once was a Bush from Nantucket Who carried his brains in a bucket Though he is drunk as a sow And having a cow Negroponti will usually F**k it.
For on big Issues like Iraq I think what the hell I'll leave it and pack It upsets my hearing to feel WWIII nearing I prefer to keep my brain intact.
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Sat May-20-06 09:07 PM
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:applause: Are they original and are you currently PUI?
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banana republican
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Sat May-20-06 09:10 PM
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but they are from some other web sites....
(I am writing a presidential directive to silence you.)
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annabanana
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Sat May-20-06 09:15 PM
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The G.O.P., undiplomatic, Worldwide is collecting much static In '06 we must win So we can begin To make the stink less aromatic.
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Sat May-20-06 09:28 PM
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I missed it the first time around.
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Sat May-20-06 09:42 PM
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One potatoe, two potatoe, three potatoe, four Fiengold, Hillery, Kerry and Gore Bush is a clown He's going down, Santorum will be no more.
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Sat May-20-06 11:19 PM
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Welcome to DU however, are you Dan Quayle?
potato, potatoes tomato, tomatoes
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Sun May-21-06 09:51 AM
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are you Dan Qualye? :rofl:
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Sat May-20-06 10:57 PM
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6. LOL! This is great. KNR! |
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Sat May-20-06 11:52 PM
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8. LOL! Thank You For A Great Lighthearted Way To End My Night. |
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That was amazingly creative. Kudos to you.
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