These soundbytes sure put "I didn't inhale" in to perspective.....

[pepperbear]

.....and it makes "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" seem downright benign.

SOUND BYTE CENTRAL

"mission accomplished"
"no child left behind"
"patriot act"
"if you're not with us, you're against us"
"you're doing a heckuva job, Brownie"
"dubya"
"w"
"guest worker"
"terrorist surveillance program"
"wmds"
"i'm the decider"
"the insurgency is in its last throes"
"they were underprivileged, so this is working out well for them"
"privatization"
"nukular"
"swiftboat"
"it's just a piece of paper"
"halliburton"
"plamegate"
"watergate"
"i just don't spend that much time on him, kelly"
"department of homeland security"
"signing statements"
"you're the best governor ever"
"we're fighting them there so we don't have to fight them here"
"yellow cake"
"faith-based initiatives"
"activist judges"
"intelligent design"
"abstinence only"
"i want to spend more time with my family"
"jack abrahamoff"
"nothing worse than a woman know-it-all"
"that is not someone in persistent vegetative state"
"porn squad"
"duke cunningham"
"enron"
"tom delay"
"fair and balanced"
"they never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country
and our people, and neither do we."
"downing street memo"
"as you know, you go to war with the army you have"
"they hate us for our freedom"
"focus on the family"
"coalition of the willing"
"freedom fries"
"hanging chad"
"minutemen"
"i would say the best moment of all was when I caught a 7.5 pound perch in my lake"
"we report, you decide"
"karl rove"
"bin laden determined to strike u.s."
"diebold"
"we'll smoke 'em out"
"compassionate conservatism"

Sorry, this is a re-post, but I like to trot it out again every now and again to vent.

:rant: :rant:

[wtmusic]

1. Excellent

Don't forget "Bring 'em on!"

[teknomanzer]

2. I think you forgot "Go f**k yourself..."

Edited to add...

"Who cares what you think..."
"Its been a great year for us..."
"It would be alot easier if this were a dictatorship, as long as I'm the dictator."
"I hit the trifecta..."

There a just so damn many... you could write a book.

[HuskerDU]

3. One more, and for me the biggest:

'We don't want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud.'

[Union Thug]

Isn't anyone else terribly embarrassed by "Freedom Fries"?

This is the most juvenile, hackneyed, naive, STUPID thing ever to be introduced. And yet the morons elected into office suck it up and so do many americans. What the hell is wrong with people? Freedom Fries? How about Liberty Lemons or Justice Juice? Gawd, I hate it. I can't even articulate how much it annoys me. PUKE!

[Union Thug]

4. DUPE SELF EDIT

[MessiahRp]

5. Don't forget the Trifecta joke...

It's the most chilling of all.

Rp

[BleedingHeartPatriot]

6. K & R. I checked this thread and bookmarked it earlier today. It's

a very clever OP with some great input from DU'ers. I was surprised it wasn't on the home page when I got home this evening. MKJ