A collection is being taken for George W. Bush. A must read.

[Kerrytravelers]

http://bushspeaks.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=446

One morning rush hour, a driver finds himself at a standstill on the freeway. Suddenly a man knocks on the window, looking agitated. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"

"Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 million ransom. If they don't get it, they'll douse him with gasoline and set him on fire. We're going from car to car taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much are most people giving?"

"About a gallon."


:rofl:

Not a kerrytravelers original, but pretty damn funny nonetheless.

[fleabert]

1. kinda funny, and I destest the guy, but I don't want him burned alive...nt

[Kerrytravelers]

2. Well, no, I'm not advocating murder, but it's still funny.

[fleabert]

9. agreed. :-) nt

[Blackthorn]

10. Please, he would laugh while he watched you burn...n/t

[dipsydoodle]

3. Excellent joke.

Similar structure to one where a wave knocks him into the raging seas and which finishes where you gotta decide whether to use a roll of colour or black & white in your camera.

[Kerrytravelers]

4. Hadn't heard that one yet.

I am also prone to the Brazilian joke.

[midnight]

5. Very funny

About a gallon.

[dipsydoodle]

6. Bush joke - usually done as a test

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision.

Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous. Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.

THE SITUATION

You are in New Orleans to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions. You are a photo journalist working for major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster.

The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos. There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructivefury.

THE TEST

Suddenly you see a man in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris. You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It's the President, George W. Bush.

At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever. You have two options- you can save the life of the President, or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most famous men.

THE QUESTION

Here's the question, and please give an honest answer.......







Would you select high contrast colour film, or would you go with the
classic simplicity of black and white?

[Kerrytravelers]

7. LoL!

:rofl:

I love it love it love it love it love it love it love it love it love it love it love it love it

[Jack Rabbit]

8. !!

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