Paula Deen food network attacked by RW Christian Fundamentalist

[B Calm]

Yes it's got to this! Anyone who has ever watched Paula Deen love her show. I been telling my wife I'm going to have to put Paula Deen's show on parental lock if I want to lose weight. A while back she did a heartwarming show with Jimmy Carter, could this be where she went wrong?
This weekend show she did a episode call breakfast in bed. She shamefully filmed this episode cooking breakfast in her pajamas, but that's not all! It started out with her and her husband laying together in bed, is that sinful or what! While cooking breakfast she openly admitted that before she was married to her new husband that he stayed overnight with her and this was how she won his heart, cooking him a breakfast in bed! This episode has caused her problems. It appears she has been getting some nasty e-mails...

[KitchenWitch]

1. JEEBUS!

I cannot imagine anyone who does not find Paula Deen's honesty and personality to be endearing.

I wish these fundy fuckers would pay attention to what is going on in their OWN bedrooms and stay the fuck out of MINE!

[sutz12]

2. As Bill Maher said....

about the Dancers for Jesus, do they have to fuck up everything?

[Binka]

3. Good Fucking Jeebus

She should give her husband a blow job on the next show. Now that is BREAKFAST IN BED!

[KitchenWitch]

4. *snort*

:spray:




Binka! :yourock:

[Binka]

5. Yum Yum Protein Shake

Now that might get the fundies panties in a FRIST!

:yourock: TOO KW! Good Morning DU. I love the smell of fundie flop sweat in the morning!

[KitchenWitch]

9. ROFL!

Now THAT is a breakfast that is both South Beach and Atkins approved!

:rofl:

[Lochloosa]

25. Why did I even have to look at who wrote this....

:rofl: :spank:

[Perky]

28. Wow.. I wish you and kitchenwitch would talk to my wife.

Mornings would be a even more pleasant around here.

[KitchenWitch]

29. OMG!

:rofl:

I am laughing so hard that the tears are streaming down my face!

[Perky]

32. Sorry...I just woke up and...

Well you know how us guys are when we first wake up....lol

[KitchenWitch]

33. Pitching a tent, eh?

:rofl:

[Perky]

36. welll Can I get a way with no comment?

[KitchenWitch]

37. Sure, as far as I know, the 5th amendment has not been gutted yet!

[Clark2008]

47. Yes it is - but he needs sustenance too!

So, breakfast should be a reciprocal dish served HOT.

:evilgrin:

[MissB]

64. Bwahahahahahaha

:thumbsup:

[xultar]

6. Well Christians NEVER have premarital sex..don'tcha know.

They don't drink, abuse kids, abuse their wives, sleep around, whore it up and look for prostitutes.
They are PERFECT...PERFECT I TELL YA. So they can cast stones from their glass house.

[Binka]

10. But They Like To Fuck Their Wives While She Is Sleeping

My Xtian ex had a bad "habit" of attempting to pull this shit. When I would sit up in bed and say "what the shit do you think you are playing at?" He would act all sweet and say "but but you wanted it."

I let him have it with both barrels "LISTEN ASSCLOWN I DO NOT WANT TO FUCK YOU WHEN I AM AWAKE MUCH LESS WHEN I AM SLEEPING. GO FUCK YOURSELF."

[xultar]

11. I heard about that. I thought it was a one off type of thing. Guess not!

DAYUM!

[charlie]

12. Indeed they do

At least yours didn't try to buttfuck you while you slept or stalked you after a diagnosis of narcolepsy left you vulnerable to his back door invasions, like this moralizing Christian FDA Bush appointee:

http://www.thenation.com/doc/20050530/mcgarvey/2

[Binka]

15. I Was In An Online Support Group For Sexually Abused Fundie Wives

This was so rampant it would make your jaw drop. Another thing all fundie men do when faced with the prospect of divorce is to smear their wife and try like hell to get custody. The church will always step in and support the man. It is a brutal battle. Mine took place on Orange Co CA. The birth place of the west coast fundie movement. These people wanted me dead I am serious. They pushed me to commit suicide. When the pastors wife came to see me all she talked about was suicide. I had never mentioned it. Suicide my ass these fuckers had no clue what I was made of. It was gonna be HOMICIDE if any cide at all!

[charlie]

16. Lol, homicide!

You're al-l-l-lright. Good for you, you've got the right stuff. Biting back is the only thing that works against these fundie fuckers :thumbsup:

[izzie]

22. When I left Alaska the churches were fighting the police

They, the Churches, said they would take care of all child and wife beatings. I often wonder what happened. I personal do not believe the church will stop 200 pound men from beating up 110 pound women and 50 pound kids but what do i know. I do not go to church every Sunday.

[knitter4democracy]

69. That's a bunch of crap.

There was a religion major at my evangelical college who admitted that he had raped a girl at their church's senior high camp the summer before coming to college, and they never reported him.

The bad thing on top of that was that the victim came to our college, too, and she had to watch as he moved up the chain in Student Development, became a chapel rules enforcer, and ended up dating and marrying one of the nicest, prettiest girls on campus (Homecoming Queen, no less). He's now a pastor in the church in southern Ohio.

He was never reported. No one would tell me who the victim was (rumor had it that there was another girl who had not come to college) because they knew I would call the cops. I didn't have enough to go on, so I couldn't report him. My friend talked with his wife before they got married, and she knew about the rape but forgave him, as he hadn't been born again when it happened. :eyes: I kid you not.

[Carni]

51. You guys... I have got to say this thread is something else LOL!

Poor Paula Dean...she serves breakfast in bed to the hubby and ends up with *back door invasions of people who are sleeping* on the thread dedicated to her!

Before anyone gets pissed -- I am just kidding, but honestly this is not what I thought I was going to see on this thread about Paula Dean LMAO!

[SoCalDem]

13. and their firstborns are usually 8 lb preemies

:evilgrin:

[HawkerHurricane]

19. How does a fundie man propose to his girlfriend?

"You're what?"

And it's a well known fact that a eager fundie bride can accomplish in 6 months what it takes normal women 9...

[ComerPerro]

56. LMAO

[knitter4democracy]

68. *giggle*

Now, that's just funny. :D

*sigh* Reminds me of my college days at Mount Vernon Nazarene College . . .

[xultar]

27. Those preemies can be such fuckin tricksters. 8lb preemies--brilliant!

[KitchenWitch]

7. I just sent Ms. Deen an email of support!

Good grief! When will people learn to MYOFB, and just change the channel if they do not like what they see.

[donheld]

8. Do you have a link?

I'd like to know more.

[B Calm]

14. Here is a LINK!

http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/my_recipe_box/review/0,1973,FOOD_9919_33695,00.html

[LittleClarkie]

66. I'm surprised the Hearty Boys have excaped unscathed so far

Damn dem ho-mo-sexuals.

[donheld]

76. Thanks, some people need to get a life

I guess they think we're all Ward & June Cleaver.

[flordehinojos]

17. hello paula deen ...

the moral majority is gasping over the cozy, intimate sunday breakfast in bed you treated all of us who saw the program to. maybe one (or one too many of them) would like to play being Michael-For-A-Day. They can't so they are going to snuff out the oxygen out of your program. Don't let them.

[skiddlybop]

18. Once again, orchestrated wing-nut knuckle draggers prove...

they will crucify every woman in sight for any perceived sin, whether, Paula Deen, or the Dixie Chicks...

and yet, parading moralist hypocrites like drug-taking fornicator Rush Limbaugh and government adulterer/anti-troop profiteers like Newt Gingrich and Ralph Reed are AOK with them.

[rodeodance]

20. I am trying to recall who the first TV show couple were that slept in same

bed?--
Just thinking how long that took.

[charlie]

21. Oddly

the first TV sitcom had a bed-sharing couple. Separate beds came later:

http://www.tvacres.com/broad_bed.htm

Even weirder, Fred and Ethel Mertz were early pioneers.

[napi21]

23. Geesh! You know there's a mental problem when they have a

problem with the Food Network! Is that now one of those channels they want to block from their TV too? Gotta protect the children ya know!!!!

[charlie]

26. Yeah, there's a mental problem

They could find dirty sex in a documentary on bituminous coal. Nobody has sex obsessions like dessicated pinch-mouthed fundies.

[Binka]

40. Yeah That Pinched Mouth Thing Really Kills Me!

I could tell you the day and time my ex last got a blow job (at least one he didn't pay for:evilgrin:) because he got it from me. The fundie wildebeest he married has this frozen zipper lip thing going. I mean it is a strain for her to talk, poor idiot she must live in fear that the ATTACK OF THE FLYING PENIS' is going to descend into her living room and force their way into her mouth.

I've always wanted to tell her "look honey a penis is looking for a warm and moist place to land not a place filled with fangs and ice water."

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

24. Paula! I love you! Don't let those bastards get you down! I saw

the episode and I just loved it! The one's who are writing in are just jealous because they aren't getting any!

Is this what our society has become? Loving relationships should be celebrated not reviled.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

30. Email Link For Paula's Home Cooking! I just wrote, please do the

same!

http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/show_pa/text/0,1976,FOOD_10234_8667,00.html

[KitchenWitch]

31. I also emailed her!

:hi:

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

34. That's wonderful KitchenWitch!!!! I am so pissed off over this!

I saw the program yesterday and got a kick out of it! Oddly enough, I saw it when I had to switch channels. I was going to watch Meet The Press and Condisleeza Rice was on, and Paula is so much more honest and refreshing!

Have a beautiful day! :hi:

[KitchenWitch]

35. Have a wonderful day yourself!

I felt I had to express my solidarity with her. What ever happened to just changing channels on things one finds offensive.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

38. Thank you! These are sick f*cks! They are as dangerous as

the "terrists" we're supposed to be fighting in this endless fake war on terrorism, and they have crossed the line! They can't attack my Paula!!!!!!!!!

[KitchenWitch]

39. I know what you mean

I love Paula Deen. Her honesty and obvious love of life is refreshing, in this overly produced and heavily packaged society.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

43. And she's had her hardships and worked through them to get where

she is today, and for anyone to attack this brave woman deserves to have karma bite them on their narrow minded asses. They should all be so lucky to have a husband and two sons that really love them like hers apparently do.

I don't think these fundies get it and they will never get it. IMHO, this journey, which we call our lives, is about love. Love is the only thing that ever truly matters.

Sorry for the rant! I'm still ticked off here!

[mcscajun]

41. This is in part why FN dropped their message boards.

Some posters had a nasty habit of making things personal.
So, the fundies are misusing the Recipe Reviews section to air their interfering, judgmental crap?

:sarcasm: MAR-velous :sarcasm:

[KitchenWitch]

42. They will stop at nothing to air their vitriolic crap

We see recipe review, they see "Open Forum".

They have no self control when it comes to judging others' behavior.

[charlie]

44. Oh man

I've seen a huge increase in Get Right With God posts in general interest forums in the past 5 years. They used to be occasional, but now they swarm like flies. It seems like there's no subject, no matter how innocuous, that doesn't draw their contentious asses in to "dispel myths" and thunder righteousness.

[mcscajun]

45. Watch the episode -- further air dates - one airing Today.

Paula's Home Cooking
Episode PA0803

AIR TIMES:
May 22, 2006 4:00 PM ET/PT
May 27, 2006 7:00 AM ET/PT
June 05, 2006 1:00 PM ET/PT

Breakfast In Bed
There’s nothing like spending the morning in bed with a warm hearty breakfast. Today Paula’s cookin in her pajamas and servin’ breakfast in bed. She’ll start off with a sinfully delicious spicy cinnamon cake--with special ingredients that keep this cake fresh as can be! Then she’s rollin’ up buttery Spinach Gruyere Puff Pastries that will just melt in your mouth with their light and flaky texture. But save some room cause Paula’s heatin’ up the oven and making Dutch Apple Pancakes that are so sweet and rich, you’ll think you’re eatin' dessert for breakfast. So fluff up the pillows and pull up the sheets, cause we’re having breakfast in bed!

http://www.foodnetwork.com/food/show_pa/episode/0,1976,FOOD_10234_43520,00.html

[Binka]

46. Yummy Spinach Gruyere Puff Pastries

I'm Hungry!

[Blue_Roses]

48. Good Grief!

:eyes: I love Paula Dean and I say good for her! Geeze...some people need to get a life:banghead:

[aikoaiko]

49. y'all, its called the dirty south for a reason.

And Savannah has a strong dirty streak.

[Carni]

50. Oh for Christ's sake

Words escape me...

I have never disliked Paula (I mean she's entertaining)but am not really a southern food fan so I don't own any of her cookbooks.

Now that the right has assaulted the woman with their bullshit I will be sure to support her by buying her books etc.

[Neecy]

53. the Jesus patrol obviously never sleeps...

I'm just dumbstruck that they'd be lying in wait to rain down a flood of fire 'n brimstone on a friggin' cooking show.

Paula's stuff, though, really isn't anything I'd cook. She uses way too much fat in her recipes and it always looks greasy and unappetizing.

[Carni]

74. Some of her dessert recipes sound pretty good

But I agree with you on a lot of the main courses--it's just not my kind of thing usually.

[Initech]

52. Further proof that RW fundies are INSANE.

Argh, shit like this pisses me off.

[linazelle]

54. I love Paula too, and I saw that Jimmy Carter show. Made me love

her even more.

[ComerPerro]

55. Let me see if I understand. The President's wife makes a joke about

him masturbating a horse, and they all laugh and fawn.

But a host of a food network show (whose selections should appeal to most southern Christians) mentions off-hand that she stayed overnight with her husband before they were married, and they get pissed?

[lies and propaganda]

71. ewww, i forgot about that.

thanks a lot :rofl:

[lies and propaganda]

57. Cook fundamentalists in butter and bacon fat.

The hyporcrisy should be just thick enough to replace a roux.

[BlooInBloo]

58. Got a link? Or is this another one of those "take my word for it" things?

[B Calm]

59. Post 17 has a link

[BlooInBloo]

60. Gracias!

[BlooInBloo]

61. Ack! Mebbe I'm missing something, but I don't see it.... :(

It's all good.... I really don't care that much what right-wingers feel about cooks anyway.... :rofl:

[Ganja Ninja]

62. These people have absolutely no lives at all.

I mean it! They are just a step away from being Westborough Baptist Church nutty. They can't let anything go and just mind their own business. They seem to feel they have an obligation to micro manage the lives of everyone.

[MsTryska]

63. Oh MY GOD!!! Paula Deen has had sex?!>!

what will her children think?

[SeattleGirl]

65. Well, then, Paula should be banned, I tell you. Banned!

Good f-in' grief, these fundies have GOT to get a life! Picking on Paula Deen, for crying out loud!

[SammyWinstonJack]

67. Oh brother!

:eyes: These self righteous(with absolutely NO reason too be) busy bodies, would benefit greatly from MINDING THEIR OWN DAMN BUSINESS! Or how about this bit of advice.....GROW UP!

[TheFriedPiper]

70. once you'll believe a magic man lives in the sky....

....you'll believe that no christian has pre-marital sex

[Stinky The Clown]

72. Attn RW Asshats: HUMANS COPULATE ... even befor marriage .....

.... even sweet older southern women with syrupy carolina accents.

They COPULATE.

Deal with it.

[KitchenWitch]

75. LMAO!

:yourock:

[Rosemary2205]

73. TWO comments??

She has millions of viewers. I only saw 2 - count them - TWO negative comments. I'll grant you the Fundies are a pesky bunch but ***TWO*** nutballs are hardly worth getting all worked up about.