Terrorists Making Explosive Breast Implants

[banana republican]

Jacksonville, FL -

After relaxing the breast search procedure, the TSA has learned a radical Muslim branch of Dow Chemical has resumed manufacturing breast implants using high-explosives. “It’s bad enough that bras can be used as a lethal weapon to strangle pilots,” said John Goodfeeller, a Detroit security consultant. “Now, they are allowing un-checked breast to board any aircraft in the United States!” Goodfeeller previously testified before Congress showing film clips of blondes with breast guns from the movie “Austin Powers”. “At the very least,” he continued, “we should have dogs sniff women on their hands and knees. And force them to remove their shoes unless, of course, they have heels with over 3 inch spikes.”


http://www.fauxnews.com/

[Bluebear]

1. Suspect number one! >>>>>>>>>

[NanceGreggs]

4. My first thought, too!

Except forget explosives - she could hide two tanks in those things.

[banana republican]

13. which one is it???

e.g columbs or harris?????

[mark11727]

2. "I'm sorry, Ms Harris... we're going to have to impound those"

[ladjf]

7. She's a very bad lady. But, she looks pretty good in this photo.

Perhaps she should consider a career change.

[Taverner]

16. She does give the the urge to hand her $5 bills

[BlooInBloo]

19. I was thinking $1.... /eom

[havocmom]

3. No wonder AOL wouldn't allow me to use Blond Bombshell as SN

And that was WAY before 9-11 changed everygthing ;)

[InternalDialogue]

5. Next threat: Explosive beer guts

Something about this story makes me think someone at TSA is looking for a reason to keep patting down women.

And a "radical Muslim branch of Dow Chemical"? Don't they sponsor a NASCAR driver?

[TheWraith]

8. Uh, parody alert. NT.

[InternalDialogue]

15. Densitometer: me > solid lead

[TheWraith]

22. Don't feel too bad.

The real news these days is looking more and more like something out of the Onion.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

6. This is something new?

"Bras can be used as a lethal weapon to strangle pilots"- I suggest bras simply be classified as WMD and banned. IMO this is something that should have been done years ago- say, about the time I hit my teens... :rofl:

[man4allcats]

10. I second that ban,

and I'm long past my teens. But hey, what the heck? That bounce still catches my eye. As my grandfather used to say, "When you're through looking, you're through."

[Monkey see Monkey Do]

9. Paging Lloyd Kaufman

from his masterpiece, Terror Firmer:

"This moment is the time when we are going to be taking our place in the pantheon of film history. Yes! Terror Firmer is going to have more bullet hits than any movie in film history. Except, perhaps, Sam Peckinpah's Wild Bunch, but we're going to have exploding breasts and that's far more historically significant."

http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/terrorfirmer/terrorfirmer3.wav

[dipsydoodle]

11. As Bob Hope might have sung :

Thanks for the mammories. Of things I can't forget, journeys on a jet,............ :)

[banana republican]

14. YOU OWE ME A KEYBOARD...

[dipsydoodle]

23. Some more music for you

http://www.michaelhodges.com/missing.html

[seabeyond]

12. glove every male hand and let em stick finger up crotch. just as long

as it keeps us safe.

fox news is a slut channel. any story the can put on to demean or ridicule or slutify a woman they do as they preach about morality, family value and the christian way

[NYCGirl]

17. It's a joke. It's not from FOX News. NT

[banana republican]

18. SELF DELETE

[133724]

20. don't tell anyone or I will bust you - Mike

[133724]

21. don't tell anyone or I will bust you - Mike